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"You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
-The Princess Bride

@Rvan group

[Vizzini and the Man in Black drink]
Man in Black: You guessed wrong.
Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…
[Vizzini stops suddenly, his smile frozen on his face and falls to the ground dead]
Man in Black: [Removed blindfold from Buttercup's head] You all right?
Buttercup: And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.
Man in Black: They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.
-The Princess Bride

@yeetus

Clint Barton/Hawseye: How'd you get him out?
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: Cognitive recalibration.
He looks confused
Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow: I hit you really hard on the head.
-MCU

@Rvan group

“The world,” Aelin said, “will be saved and remade by the dreamers, Rolfe.”
-Empire of Storms, Throne of Glass Series