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Missy: "Well, I am that mysterious adventurer in all of time and space known only as Doctor Who, and these," points to Bill and Nardole "Are Exposition and Comic Relief."

Nardole: "We aren't functions!"

Missy: "Darling, those were genders."

-Doctor Who

@rot-baby-rot!

The skyball's doing its shine-thing
The moving air is so sweet
This flopsy colorful vine-thing
Smells as pretty as meat
And those wingy-beasts with their feathers
They make a squeaky-like sound

And I'd never have guessed what I'm trying to say
Frankly I hadn't a clue
Now this chunk of my chest keeps flump-flumpin' away
Love makes the world brand new!

My lip-ends, look how they twist up
And hark, a laugh-sound ascends
Ha!
I'm always openin' my fist up
To flap my fingers at friends
And there's sparkly-fizz in my nethers
Whenever she is around

And I've never quite said what I'm trying to say
Love makes the world brand new!
-Galavant

@rot-baby-rot!

Richard: Uncle Keith? Dad said you went to The Enchanted Forest and never came out!

Keith: The other way 'round, kid.
-Galavant

@rot-baby-rot!

Orphan #1: Sir Galavant, tell us what it was like to grow up with your awesome dad!

Galavant: Well, kiddies, there was this one time. Well, I remember it like it was yesterday. Gather 'round! He told my mother that he didn't love her - right in front of my face. And then he passed out on the dog. And it was Christmas and the dog died.
-Galavant

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Even with nougat you can have the perfect moment.
-Thief Of Time, Discworld, Terry Pratchett

@Sugar-Lover

“Are you pregnant? Are you gay? I’d rather you were gay than pregnant. Unless you’re pregnant. Then we’ll deal. Whatever it is, we'll deal. Are you pregnant?”

-Fangirl

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"Mister."
under his breath "Doctor."
"Mister Doctor?"
sighs "It's Strange."
shrugs "Maybe, but who am I to judge."
-MCU