forum Put inside jokes here. And then give context because everyone wants to know where it came from.
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"WOOSH"
my 2 friends were infront of me, then i tripped. 1 of them turns around and says 'All i heard was woosh'

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"Hey guys, remember that time in seventh grade when we exploded a plant in science?"
We were in science observing river plants. I brought in some cattails. We were observing it, somebody poked the brown thing, and if you didn't know the brown things are literally MADE of jillions of little fuzz things. So when they poked it imploded on itself/threw up on itself/spontaneously combusted (we're still arguing about which it is) and the fuzz went EVERYWHERE. We collected it in a big bag where it is still sitting proudly under my desk.

@HighPockets group

"We've been friends for 4 years, how dare you forget my name!"
My DI team and I were at practice, and my friend was naming us all off and he got to me and just paused like he was trying to remember my name.

"Raise a gl-"
I started singing this while 2 of my teammates and I were going inside to get extra wood, and my friend finished the lyric with the second syllabel of 'glass'. The friend above who forgot my name was at the bubbler getting a drink, and started laughing so hard he spit all the water out.

"The claw machine" was a euphenism for 'dating', for example if one of us got a date, we'd say we 'won the claw machine'.

"Is he drunk again?" "No, I only get drunk on Mountain Dew."
A teammate of mine would pretend to get drunk whenever he drank soda, and so we were drinking Sprite and he was starting to act weirder than normal, and then that line happened.

"SECURITY!!"
My team and I got to Globals in Tennessee in 2017 and we celebrated completing our Instant Challenge by having a pin trading party. It got super loud and went super late, so our coach called a hotel security person to tell us to quiet down. The next night we had another pin trading party and watched Moana, and everyone had left but me and the friend who finished "Raise a gl-". We were cleaning up my family's hotel room when the friend who forgot my name knocked on the door and barked "SECURITY!!" and we started panicking. It was hilarious.

"I smell people."
Again, with my DI team like all of these other inside jokes, and also again at Globals, two of my friends and I were eating pizza in one of their hotel rooms. The "Raise a gl-" friend heard people coming, but she accidentally said she smelled people instead of heard people.

@V01DtheFae group

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"HOLY SPOONS!!"
me and my friends were in a form of home Ec and we were doing a paper and we saw a spoon that had holes in it so Holy Spoons was born

also "just a big ol' SKRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE "
Me and a friend of mine were having a sleep over at her house and watching Thomas Sanders then he said that he thought that SKRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE was the most annoying noise ever

@zillakami-said-acab

returns plays in the background after every sentence

This was something I did with a friend on Story Wars. We are both obsessed with NF, and we like the song Returns. So yeah. :)

@Fangirl616 group

My friend: Does something that I find difficult or impossible to do.

Me: "Are you human?"

Later:

My friend: Claims she does something else.

Me; "You are god."

So now my friend is god.

@RainClouds_Itachi_

"i thought that llama was a goose"
"that's a deer"
-in archery there was a really busted up deer target and i didn't know what it was, but my brother did.
we say it every time we go to archery now. we also just randomly say it sometimes.

@V01DtheFae group

Friend: explaining the plot to JoJo's Bizarre Adventures "That's the pot"
Me: "Pot?"
so my friend was explaining the plot and so he was talking about how it was basically a drug cartel he meant to say that's the plot but instead he said pot and i just yell it on the bus (he hates it but he still laughs)

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"Go for the neck"

We were reading these stories and social studies class and in one of them, this person got beheaded so they rose from the dead and ripped off the beheader's head as revenge. When we were asked what lessons we learned, one of my friends said "Go for the neck"

@Yet_another_Dekulover_is_gayofc

AHHHHH!!!!!
AHHHHHH!!!!
WHY ARE WE SCREAMING!?!?!?
YOU STARTED SCREAMING AND IT SCARED ME SO I SCREAMED!!!!
WE SHOULD STOP SCREAMING!!!!
YES, WE SHOU- ahem. Yes, we should.

So basically this is a scene from one of my very first roleplays between two of my friend's characters, lmao.

@Yamatsu

"VULKAN LIVES!" STOMP STOMP

It's a Warhammer 40k thing, specifically the fan thing "If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device." Vulkan is technically immortal, but frequently ends up dying and coming back and his Space Marine chapter always says "Vulkan Lives" and stomps twice whenever he comes back.

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Happines.

This is recent, but a friend of mine misspelled Happiness, and it was funny

@larcenistarsonist group

ESTUFA!
So my Spanish teacher told us to yell "ESTUFA!" at anyone to see if we'd get in trouble. Now my friends randomly call people estufas…

any Spanish question "Uhhh…. YES!"
So the dork in my Spanish class was asked a random question on the first day. He panicked and said "uhhh… YES!" and so whenever our Spanish teacher asks a question we don't know, we always respond with YES!

"I muffined down a hill and flew away on a pogo stick."
So my best friend 1 asked for another word for rolled in her english class. Best friend 2 responded with, without a second's hesitation, "muffin." Later in social studies, best friend 2 told me and best friend 3 about this and we died laughing. I said, through wheezing and tears, "I MUFFINED DOWN A HILL AND FLEW AWAY ON A POGO STICK!" And let's just say that my social studies teacher thought we were insane.

"I am immortal. Bow before me pheasants."
So me and my friends were joking around in our gc. We decided that I was either going to kill myself doing something stupid, or live forever. So I texted them saying "I am immortal." and then sent another text saying "Bow before me pheasants." I meant to say peasants, but they just went with it and sent bird noises over text for the next eight hours.

"Bold of you to assume I'm dead."
We were talking about death yet again, and I said "If I die, make sure my grave says "Bold of you to assume I'm dead."" And they didn't even question it.

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Kiss my ass, Wesley.

Basically my siblings and I shouting this at each other because we’re Star Trek nerds who think we’re funny.

@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town group

"Hoka hey, it's a good day to die!"

We had to read a short story for school (can't remember what it was) but there was one part where a character yells "Hoka hey! It's a good day to die!" and we all started wheezing at it. Now we do it as a sort of call-and-response thing. One person just goes "hoka hey!" and everyone else yells "it's a good day to die!"