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@Crisis

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Goodbye, firebot. Cyd, my behaviour and social program manager would like to say that they will fight your human's teachers if your human wishes.

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Good Bye FireBot!

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My friend would like it, but she is scared.

@Crisis

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Why is she scared. My behaviour and social program manager will burn whoever made her scared.

@TinyMagicWolf pets

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I may not be a -Protection Bot-, but I will fight your human's teachers as well!

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So will my human!

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Why is she scared. My behaviour and social program manager will burn whoever made her scared.

They will blame her
they always blame her
they push her past the limits before making fun of her
giving her much homework
Suicidal depression is not allowed at her school.

@Crisis

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I will assist my behaviour and social program manager in the elimination of these teachers.
Poison containment pump opened
Emergency gas mask is ready
Please point us in your idiotic teachers' directions.

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But…how can a mental health issue not be allowed at a school? Don't humans have therapists? Or, at the least, -Bot Therapists-?

No
There are no theripists
just teachers and a nurse.
No no, please don't, that will make Brooklyn worse.

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No wait, then she's going to think it's her fault and it will get worse!

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Emotions offline.

I just don't know how to help her without making it worse.

@yeetus

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let her talk to humans (or bots) who cares, who thinks it's ok, who can help them, if there are no therapists

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Hey! Whoa, what a turnout! Are androids allowed?

@yeetus

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all bots and droids are allowed
as long you are friendly, don't hurt any bot and doesn't work for evil government/individuals

@Crisis

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My behaviour and social program manager is evil. They stole a piece of candy from a baby once.

@TinyMagicWolf pets

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Hey! My human says that this would make for an interesting story. She has a Wattpad account, with a few stories she has been planning out, and she says she may add this idea to her list.

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Yeah, I'm sentient. Just thought I should let y'all know. I function like a living being, just not organic in physiology. Is this bad?

@Crisis

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that's fine…maybe
do they still do that?

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Only once. They broke down and confessed their sin to the apple that was staring at them judgementally from across the room.