forum Pickup Lines

Started February 13, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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Hey baby, are you a noose?
Because you sweep me off my feet- someone from DeviantArt

oh god

Hey baby, are you a noose?
Because you sweep me off my feet- someone from DeviantArt

oh god

What the feck

"Go away." -Everyone

Are you my appendix? Cause I wanna take you out.

Are you my cell service?
Because it seems you're never around

im great in bed
i can sleep for days!!

im great in bed
i can sleep for days!!

moooooooood

Does anyone mind if i drop a slightly dirty one? XD

I'm up to hear anything.

"What kinda pants you got on?"

"Wait, wait doesn't matter, they'd look great on the floor anyway."

(This one worrrks)

"What kinda pants you got on?"

"Wait, wait doesn't matter, they'd look great on the floor anyway."

(This one worrrks)

Turzelle and I like to brainstorm (mostly) clean pickup lines, so here's one of the best:

"You need to exit the theatre, snacks aren't allowed inside."

If you look at the keyboard, you see "U" and "I" together.

(this one was made by a guy at lunch)
Hey are you cancer because I can't get rid of you.

He also said.

Are you a brain tumor. Because I can't seem to get you off my mind.

(this one was made by a guy at lunch)
Hey are you cancer because I can't get rid of you.

He also said.

Are you a brain tumor. Because I can't seem to get you off my mind.

That made me sad

I could make a TFIOS joke but it'd be in really bad taste

(this one was made by a guy at lunch)
Hey are you cancer because I can't get rid of you.

He also said.

Are you a brain tumor. Because I can't seem to get you off my mind.

That made me sad

Yeah…. Honestly they were not great at all.

(this one was made by a guy at lunch)
Hey are you cancer because I can't get rid of you.

He also said.

Are you a brain tumor. Because I can't seem to get you off my mind.

That made me sad

Yeah…. Honestly they were not great at all.

Yeah. It reminded me of Chuck.

I could make a TFIOS joke but it'd be in really bad taste

noooooooooo I'm still not over that

"Hey are you War and Peace? Cuz you're thicc!"

And here's a very much not-clean one from a kid a year younger than me:
"Hey, are you my little toe? Cuz I'm gonna bang you in every room of the house."

Kissing is the language of love, so how about a conversation?

Are you Robin? Cause I’ll be your Chrom. Fire Emblem amazing reference woo

Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car!

They call me the cat whisperer because I know exactly what the pussy needs

oh my god