forum Pickup Lines

Started February 13, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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Come here to request pickup lines
(They are 'high quality' _{not really.)}

_{I've been summoned} I know this sounds cheesy but I think you're the gratest

Are you my anxiety?
Because you take my breath away

Theres something wrong with my eyes

I cant take them off you

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.

Are you google maps?
Because I really need you right now
_{(I'm lost in the woods)}

omg I just thought of a really bad one
Are you a brain tumor?
Cuz I can’t get you off my mind.

Uhhh
I know I'm cheesy, too bad you're lactose intolerant.

Are you a beaver? Because dam

OH OH OH
Hey, Adora

Are you an explorer? Because you're aDorable

Hey are you my tendonitis?
Because you are alway with me.

Hey there beautiful, did you fall over? Because your face is covered in dirt spots, let me help you. Oof I can’t do pickup lines

Are you my cell service?
Because it seems you're never around

Are you my cat? Because you’re perfect, adorable and too good for this planet yet no matter how badly I want to snuggle you YOU WON’T COOPERATE

Do you like science? Because I've got my ion you.
(Alt: Because we've got chemistry)

Is that a suit. because you look smoking.
_{French word for suit is smoking just for slight context.}

Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?

No I crawled up from hell

Must be why you're so hot

Are you the sky? Because I have seen the stars all day

"If you ever died, I'd go into a 2 month long angst coma."

Do you go to church often? Because I'm going to keep you on your knees all night

"Are you a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you."

Are you Apollo? Because you light up my life.

your face is like a firework, beautiful but not something I want to
if u wanna be my lover you're licking a tree to get maple syrup
(im Asexual and Aromantic…. I tried…..)

Hey baby, are you a noose?
Because you sweep me off my feet- someone from DeviantArt