forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

tune

"Yo les go got my tortilla shank"

"In which Luigi calls a Koopa Troopa a hoe while stealing his house. And killing him."

"Just do it, you coward. Put me out of my Missouri."

"Geez, at least take a guy to dinner before you slam him in between an icicle and a cannon."

"And if having an anime profile picture has proven anything to me, it's that despite my degeneracy, I can do anything."

"You can lead a Toad to water, and you can teach him new tricks, that doesn't mean he's not gonna fail immediately but he can learn the tricks eventually.

"Time to be a heart virus."

"Now we are handling things prOPERLY- I've been properly impaled."

"We all know that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, but did you know that I. Am dead."

"The moment I even think about calling something easy, God just- intervenes. And decides 'You are wrong. And remember back in third grade when you tripped and fell and cried in front of everybody? Yeah, that was me, too, bud."

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"Honey they'd tear you to shreds. They'd rip your dick off and use it to have sex."

sounds like a song lmaooooo

"The weed is strong with this one."

"Like if Neil Patrick Harris was bald. And straight."

"I'm concerned as to why you threatened to tape Hina onto the ceiling just now."
"Hina was being a dumbass and wouldn't shut up, so I had to do something-"
meanwhile, in the background "sharp inhale bOi if you don't-"

"We're going to create the illusion of death."

"I haven't seen a stoning in a while."

"There's a GOAT loose at the LOCAL BANK-"

"There's a GOAT loose at the LOCAL BANK-"

He was not loose, he had a leash. That's important information

"There's a GOAT loose at the LOCAL BANK-"

He was not loose, he had a leash. That's important information

True true.
The weirdest part is that that's not even the only time I've seen a goat in a public space, the last time was five years ago at the mall food court.

IT'S A ZEBRA

"There's a GOAT loose at the LOCAL BANK-"

"THERE'S A HORSE LOOSE IN THE HOSPITAL"

"What in the world are you doing with that tape?"
"Well, I said I'd tape Hina onto the ceiling, didn't I?"
"Yeah… WAIT A SECOND DON'T ACTUALLY DO IT-"

"This pandemic has been really good for ventriloquists."

"You can't trauma bond with other men, that's GAY!"

"Bill Cipher is mad at you."

"I am going to shit a Twinkie."

"Sometimes, the best criticism someone can give you is to hit you over the head with a stick and sternly say no."
"Is 'sometimes' right now, Jesus?"
"Yes."