forum Out of Context

Started May 15, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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"So, it's just Maroon 5 in the 80s."

"Unfortunately, I am very bad at making snowmen."

"She's gone? c r a b r a v e-"

It's not like I've got fuckin exzema and i just fuckin scratch my arm or some shit and be like "hehehe you get the exzema now" and shave that onto you like parmesan cheese onto your pasta, like fuck outta here

"It's time to salt the newborn"

"I'm on my knees… wait no not in that way god dammit-"

(Please tell me these two phrases were said either by the same person or within a close timeframe of each other)

(both, but in unrelated conversations unfortunately)

"She's gone? c r a b r a v e-"

-Every 5th grade class ever when the teacher leaves the room for 0.01 seconds

"Vag's sporting goods"

"Vag's sporting goods"

PICKLES

"CAN MY DOG NOT FUCK THE CAT TODAY"

"If you saw Chewbacca's dad, you wouldn't want to watch him jack it either."

HE'S JUST TALKING I SWEAR THE GIF IS NOT OF HIM DOING IT-

"I'm majoring in art school so I can fucking draw two guinea pigs kissing."

"I just got dunked like a fucking Goku, holy shit!"

"I just got dunked like a fucking Goku, holy shit!"

angry weeb noises

Nice

“People’s dreams are coming true”
“Awww people agree that she should die!!!!!“

"You ain't here to talk about my pussy!"

"you don't have to break the chair and table just because there's mac and cheese"

"centucky kried chicken"

"is probably enough tits"