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Started February 07, 2018 by @remarkab.le

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i just forgot it was there and thought i left it on my desk

(i have a tenancy to just throw my knives on my bed like a dumbass)

I have a tendency to leave my clothes on my bed and then I can't find my pajamas once I go to bed (because it's dark and my sister's already in bed so I can't turn a light on or anything)

i would laugh but i've been there

Same.

I'm not alone yay

for about 45 minutes

then i'm here

I do the same thing with knives, but I only have one left now because my other ones broke (they were super cheap)

me and my bro got some new knives from my grampa

my bro got a curved handled one, ~4.5 - 5 inches, that turns into a punch knife.

i got one that is a combat knife but has a min survival kit on the inside and it's about 6 - 7 inches long.

i got one that is invisible and actually you can't feel it so when you tough it it's like it's not even there

… ok then

i forgot to mention it also doesn't exist

i was gonna say, "my dude… are you shitting me."

what are we talking about?

knives

PETER GET THE BUTTERKNIFE

… wat?

My little bro has a knife collection, but I don't have any. I have a few exacto knives and boxcutters though. XD

GUYS I HAVE A SQUISH (a crush without romantic or sexual feelings)

My brother has a ton of knives too. I had a really nice one at one point, but I had to give it away. Now I rely on my intimidating posture to keep suspicious people away from me, lol. Or I just scream like pterodactyl. Either works, lol.

… wat?

It's a Divergent reference

oh

GUYS I HAVE A SQUISH (a crush without romantic or sexual feelings)

what is your squish

Good for you!

… wat?

It's a Divergent reference

Ohh. I get that now.

it's a friend of mine and I want to be around him all of the time and he makes me smile and laugh a lot