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Started February 07, 2018 by @remarkab.le

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Lol, yeah I completely understand
But thats great news!

His birthday was today, and the extent of our relationship is this:
I got him a knife for his birthday. Like a huge buck knife. He loves it. But we have this thing we do every year called "one up". And me being petty, will go buy him a gift, wrap it in duct tape and zip tie it up, and put a one dollar bill on it with the phrase ONE UP written on the impossible present I wrapped. It's fantastic. That's basically our whole relationship in a nutshell. Impossible, kinda weird, and a whole lot of what the heck is wrong with you?

AWWW OMG, that's so sweet! Please tell him I said Happy Birthday!

It took him 57 minutes to open it 😂 it was glorious.

holy cow, you might as well put it in a safe!

The key is to weave the zip ties together.

Let me say this right now
I'm horrible at carrying conversations as you can see right now
My only excuse is that I haven't had any human interaction since quarantine started

My onlt human interaction is with a retard of a boy. That's it.

Does it count if you had a boyfriend in middle school or naw?

What do you mean by that? I'm probably missing the point.

I had my first boyfriend this year, but I'm embarrassed about the experience so I'm just hoping that it doesn't count. I mean we were good friends.., but uh yeah

My first boyfriend was very cringy. It happens to us all.

And a rule that my mom has said, if he can't take you on a date, he's not a "real" boyfriend. So basically, middle school boyfriends don't count in my book. 😂

Well actually he took me on a date to see a Rise of Skywalker which I ABSOLUTELY HATED, but like I'm going to high school and I need a fresh start ya know?

Seems legit. I'm on my last year on high school… And then I go to college. Which I have no idea where to even go. That's the scary part…

Got any tips for me?

For high school?
Don't do drugs.
Don't have sex with anyone. High school boys (or the ones at my school at least) want to stick their dick into anyone. Especially freshman girls. They think they are easy prey.
Don't try to climb the social ladder.
Make a close group of friends.
Find one teacher, that's chill with you. Trust me, school will be so much easier.
Don't do anything you'll regret.
If a guy says he's a virgin, he's probably not. The ones who are virgins, are kinda ashamed that they still are, and won't talk about it.
If you're female, find a group of guys. They will treat you like a princess.
If you're a guy, find some chill girls. Like maybe JROTC ladies, girls who are smart and who stay away from the crowds, basically the ones who have ear buds in all the time. They'll protect you with a fiery passion. You'll always feel like you belong.
Join a club. Not like yearbook or Student Council, or student government, but like theater, or maybe even something like book club.
Be nice to everyone. It'll pay off eventually.
Have fun. Enjoy it. It goes by really fast.

Thank you for the advice!

No problem.

How is everyone this okay day?

Bored, you?

Washing the dishes and my sister comes out of our room dressed in Cargo pants and a black half sleeve shirt and looks me dead in the eyes and goes, I LOOK LIKE KIM POSSIBLE and she's not wrong it's scary how much she looks like her…

Lol, I'm supposed to be self-tutoring myself, but I just don't feel like it rn.

I feel that. She has also brought to my attention that I look like Hanji Zoe from Attack on Titan and I don't know how I feel about this information. It's uncanny. Like I have the same glasses and hair when it's pulled up and it's a new revelation. I know who I'm gonna cosplay as when I go to Comic Con.

I could've gone to comic con for free, but now I can't which sucks