forum If anyone is in school.

Started January 30, 2019 by @Cough_Syurp

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…..Nope you're not alone…………….

You are not alone, we are here with you, although you're far away, we are here to stay
XD sorry I had to

hoi everyone i is strangely bipolar right now

When I'm 18 I'm getting a sword

(I got a shotgun for my birthday when I was either 12 or 13. I can't remember. [I don't really keep track of my birthdays because I hate them…])

I love to watch things burn and to smell gasoline. But is it just me?

(Nope. I love the smell of flammable chemicals, but has anyone else had a strange desire to like, stick their hand into flames and play with them? Like, they look so soft?)

I love to watch things burn and to smell gasoline. But is it just me?

(Nope. I love the smell of flammable chemicals, but has anyone else had a strange desire to like, stick their hand into flames and play with them? Like, they look so soft?)

(I know, right? Sometimes I stare into the heart of the fire, and I swear I know in my gut that if I reached out in the right way I could play with it. Of course, I never get to because parents.)

I love to watch things burn and to smell gasoline. But is it just me?

(Nope. I love the smell of flammable chemicals, but has anyone else had a strange desire to like, stick their hand into flames and play with them? Like, they look so soft?)

(I know, right? Sometimes I stare into the heart of the fire, and I swear I know in my gut that if I reached out in the right way I could play with it. Of course, I never get to because parents.)

(Fire nation!!! But I do too lol.)

I love to watch things burn and to smell gasoline. But is it just me?

(Nope. I love the smell of flammable chemicals, but has anyone else had a strange desire to like, stick their hand into flames and play with them? Like, they look so soft?)

(I know, right? Sometimes I stare into the heart of the fire, and I swear I know in my gut that if I reached out in the right way I could play with it. Of course, I never get to because parents.)

(Fire nation!!! But I do too lol.)

(I just want to stick my hand in the fire mom! There's no harm in that! Not when I get the feeling!)

I love to watch things burn and to smell gasoline. But is it just me?

(Nope. I love the smell of flammable chemicals, but has anyone else had a strange desire to like, stick their hand into flames and play with them? Like, they look so soft?)

(I know, right? Sometimes I stare into the heart of the fire, and I swear I know in my gut that if I reached out in the right way I could play with it. Of course, I never get to because parents.)

(Fire nation!!! But I do too lol.)

(I just want to stick my hand in the fire mom! There's no harm in that! Not when I get the feeling!)

(Ok, good, then I'm not alone in this. That's a nice feeling.)

When I'm 18 I'm getting a sword

(I got a shotgun for my birthday when I was either 12 or 13. I can't remember. [I don't really keep track of my birthdays because I hate them…])

(luckys i want a sword or gun)

When I'm 18 I'm getting a sword

(I got a shotgun for my birthday when I was either 12 or 13. I can't remember. [I don't really keep track of my birthdays because I hate them…])

(luckys i want a sword or gun)

(I'm actually an incredible shot with several diferent guns. My favorite gun is a revolver air pistol, but it likes to jam a lot.)

When I'm 18 I'm getting a sword

(I got a shotgun for my birthday when I was either 12 or 13. I can't remember. [I don't really keep track of my birthdays because I hate them…])

(luckys i want a sword or gun)

(First I have to get money for the sword though, the one I want is maybe $80)

When I'm 18 I'm getting a sword

(I got a shotgun for my birthday when I was either 12 or 13. I can't remember. [I don't really keep track of my birthdays because I hate them…])

(luckys i want a sword or gun)

(I'm actually an incredible shot with several diferent guns. My favorite gun is a revolver air pistol, but it likes to jam a lot.)

(hmm i like machine guns or semi-automatics for airsoft)

When Im at least 35, I wanna do something with my life or else i am becoming a serial killer

My Principal was the Sub for at least 20 minutes of my math class

When Im at least 35, I wanna do something with my life or else i am becoming a serial killer

Don't Kill me if you become a serial killer. Also maybe you would be able to deal with some people for me if you were

Well, being an author can help me with killing, so call me

True. I know a ton about Cyanide poisoning if that helps.

I know a lot about rat poison and ricin

Can I join the murderer squad? I can help hiding the bodies, I am pretty good at covering stuff up. I also practice Aikido if that helps… We practice with swords.

creepy laughing in the background

1/56 of a teaspoon of arsenic can kill. It's virtually oder less and tasteless, and can induce effects in 10 minutes. There is no asking questions. I got this from a chemistry professor back in the good ole AK.

Just choke them with an ice cube. They still die, and the murder weapon melts.

Pffffftttttt. In Alaska, just cut their antifreeze line on their snowmobile, and once they get about 5 miles in the middle of nowhere, their snow mobile freezes up, and it dies. They have to walk back in thigh high snow, and that alone is a death sentence, and if they manage to survive the first night, all the trees look the same, and they become even more lost, and if they somehow survive the second night, they will die the third day, because snow sickness, and snow blindness is a thing, and they will starve, and become dehydrated within 72 hours. Plus, no one can drink the water in the Yukon, because of the gold rush, and the miners who used dynamite for blasting, who realized too late that what they were doing produced great amounts of chemically created arsenic, and killed off many miners. So literally you have no hope of ever getting back if you get lost, and have I mentioned wolves? Great asset.

Ye-ee, I am never going to Alaska. Wait, why not just lure them to the stretch of land in the West where murder is legal?

That's Alaska in general. Murder is legal if you don't get caught in the act. That's the daily thing. But with that in place, we have a relatively low crime rate. It works.

I- I think there is something wrong with us.