So I'm currently in good ol' Ohio on vacation, though I'm originally from PA. The weather has been jacked up all year, going through all the seasons in one day, sometimes multiple rounds in one day. The RAIN.
MY GODS
I'd like to start a petition stating that Mother Nature needs to get her shit together and get rid of that godsforsaken "Wheel of Hourly Weather" she now likes to use to determine the weather—and get rid of her divine sprinklers.
Please state your complaints along with a good old fashioned "AYE" to "sign" your name on my petition.
I'm sick of being cold as hell in the morning and sweating buckets in the afternoon. Fuck this shit.
AYE
The sun that makes me a babbling moaning body on the ground.
AYE
It’s not supposed to feel like 40 Degrees Celsius where I live.
AYE
I'm sick of the part of Mother Nature in the midwest where she gets high every other day.
AYE.
IT'S SO HUMID I'M BURNING AND DRENCHED AT THE SAME TIME BLECH
AYE.
(although i feel bad for mother nature because we're destroying the earth)
SAME HERE. IT'S JUST POURING, LIKE MOTHER NATURE HAD A REALLY BAD BREAKUP.
(although i feel bad for mother nature because we're destroying the earth)
I'm tired of the intense mood swings I'm getting here, rainy and cloudy then scorching hot, in just a few hours!
(I agree with that)
AYE
TODAY IT RAINED BUT LAST WEEK MY SKIN MELTED OFF
AYE
IKR. JUST KEEP DROWNING US IN YOUR MISERY.
I'm from Wisconsin.
That's reason enough.
AYE