forum I am Demon, I’m Demoning, I have Demoned

Started January 15, 2019 by Deleted user

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"Well, it certainly should be dead by now… maybe it's possessed…?" I stuffed my phone back into my front pocket and edged closer to Lex until finally standing beside them.

The chicken plopped down onto the floor, but it stood solidly on its feet. A soft laugh protruded from the neck wound that took off its head.

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT ON A GARLIC BREADSTICK! CHICKEN SATAN?!" I lept back from the chicken, trying to drag Lex along with me to get clear of the feathered fiend.

"Nope, I'm stabbing it again." I said, trying to keep my voice calm as I took out my pocket knife again. "Not today Satan." I muttered as i went to stab it again.

As Lex stabbed it through again, the chicken didn’t do anything. It just continued laughing softly.

"This is fucked up." I muttered, closing the knife. "Buddy, can you stop being possessed for a second?" I asked the chicken. You know what they say, if you can't kill them, make friends with them and then ultimately stab them in the back with a sharp pencil. No, I am not bitter and no, I do not need therapy.

Bumpies?//

I actually am a Demon, and I did this to a horse my first time with mortals