forum Happy Easter y’all!

Started April 01, 2018 by @m1dn1g7t_ri0ts_13

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oh oH OH HAPPEH BIRFDEH

I tried pranking someone with weird candy, but they ended up liking it. It was for their birthday, so it worked out okay.

And it was me. That candy was saltier than I was, and I absorbed the salt to be twice as salty.

@@jyandor I worry about your blood pressure with the amount of salt you seem to be consuming.

So do I.

Ev, you're saltier than McDonald’s fries!

@Turzelle who are you talking to?

I was talking to @@jynandor. Sorry for not clarifying. Her pen name is Eva Brunker, so I call her Ev sometimes.

@Turzelle ah, that's okay. I was just a bit confused, sorry.

Why’d you change your name?

@Turzelle oh one of my friends is on here and we have a thing that we're a married couple named Mark and Francis. It's a reference to these two married gay dudes (named Mark and Francis) in this thing…so now I'm Francis and they're mark.

Sorry if I confused you, @Turzelle

Okay, cool.

@Turzelle We should change ours to Carl and Paul. Like the llamas.

@@jynandooooooor! That kills people!

I do not kill people. That is… that is my least favorite thing to do.

I do not kill people. That is… that is my least favorite thing to do.

Same, my dude.

@@jynandor I know. It’s my least favorite thing to do too. But you literally said “no book is good unless someone dies.”

On a scale of Stephanie Meyer to George R. R. Martin, how many people will you kill?

Does amnesia or insanity count towards “death”?

Uhhh…maybe? It depends….

Um…Marrisa Meyer. Only one super main character dies, but many minors do. Also many people almost die.

Um…Marrisa Meyer. Only one super main character dies, but many minors do. Also many people almost die.

@@jynandor that’s… reassuring