forum Hamilton Song Train

Started March 10, 2018 by @iEchoX

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But Hamilton forgets, his plan would have the government assume states debts
Now, place your bets as to who that benefits, the very seat of government where Hamilton siiiiits

NOT TRUE

Oh if the shoe fits wear it, if New York's in debt, why should Virginia bear it?
Uh… our debts are paid I'm afraid! Don't tax the South cause we got it maaade in the shaaade

In Virginia, we plant seeds in the ground. We create. You just wanna move our money around

This financial plan is an outrageous demand

And it's too many DAMN pages for any man to underSTAND

Stand with me in the land of the free
And pray to God we never see Hamilton’s candidacy

Look, when Britain taxed our tea, we got frisky

Imagine what gon’ happen when you try to tax our whisky

Thank you, Secretary Jefferson. Secretary Hamilton, your response

Thomas. That was a real nice declaration
Welcome to the present, we’re running a real nation

Would you like to join us?
Or stay mellow doin' whatever the hell it is you do in Monticello?

If we assume the debts, the union gets
A new line of credit, a financial diuretic
How do you not get it? If we’re aggressive and competitive

The union gets a boost. You’d rather give it a sedative?
A civics lesson from a slaver. Hey neighbour
Your debts are paid cause you don’t pay for labour

‘We plant seeds in the south, we create!”
Yeah, keep ranting. We all know who’s really doing the planting.
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And another thing, Mister ‘Age Of Enlightenment’, don’t lecture me about the war, you didn’t fight in it! You think I’m frightened of you, man? We almost died in a trench while you were off getting high with the French!

Thomas Jefferson, always hesitant with the President
Reticent—there isn’t a plan he doesn’t jettison
Madison, you’re mad as a hatter, son, take your medicine

Damn, you’re in worse shape than the national debt is in
Sittin’ there useless as two shits
Hey, turn around, bend over, I’ll show you where my shoe fits!

ExCuSe Me

Madison, Jefferson, take a walk! Hamilton, take a walk! We’ll reconvene after a brief recess.
Hamilton!

Sir?

A word.

You don't have the votes, you don't have the votes.
Ah haha, haha, haha
You're gonna need congressional approval and you don't have the votes!

Such a blunder, sometimes it makes me wonder why I even bring the thunder.
Why he even brings the thunder…