forum Funny stories!

Started July 08, 2018 by Deleted user

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I've only ever broken one bone, and it was from my old doctors son falling on it when I was like, 1

I broke a bone once! I ran into a friend (we were racing to the bus stop) but then since we were running from two places, we met at a right angle and crashed into each other and her flute case shoved up into my collarbone and I heard the bone crack and we also totally recoiled from it and staggered back several feet
yeah…. that's not fun or funny sorry lol

I think we're really failing at this whole "funny story" thing XD

ow, that sucks

agreed

we need to take classes

Yeah… for sure. There's a difference between dark humor and saying, "funny story, I almost died" while everyone else stares in horror.

lol
SCHADENFREUDE

Yeah… for sure. There's a difference between dark humor and saying, "funny story, I almost died" while everyone else stares in horror.

Very true, friend. Very true.

Once, when I was a tiny boi, I went down a waterslide w/ my mom, and my head hit the bottom of the waterslide above us.

I've also punched a brick wall

Once, when I was a tiny boi, I went down a waterslide w/ my mom, and my head hit the bottom of the waterslide above us.

….okay do you just attract pain or something?

and fallen face first onto a street. apparently, my gums started bleeding

I've also punched a brick wall

That—I just—why?

and fallen face first onto a street. apparently, my gums started bleeding

OKAY STOP PLEASE NO I DON'T NEED THIS IMAGERY IN MY HEAD

Once, when I was a tiny boi, I went down a waterslide w/ my mom, and my head hit the bottom of the waterslide above us.

….okay do you just attract pain or something?

That would make a lot of sense

HUXLY STOP

weakly just—just be safe, friend. Please?

XD ok sorry lol

We have to put you in a bubble

nuuuuu

I'm sorry, but it's mandatory for all accident-prone friends

I WILL FIND A WAY

Come to the Kat Chat.

@Huxly don't feel bad. My friends have threatened to put me in a bubble for lesser things. I just have a thing for running into walls… a lot… but I've only broken one toe so far, so I don't see what the big deal is.