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okay so i asked and (sister) was pretending to be a dog and (brother) said to pull a stuffy behind her so she'd be a train. and then (eldest brother but still younger) comes in with a Nerf and says hand over your gold or I'll shoot the train bc they have, like, fool's gold. looks real cool. (brother 2) wants.
and even if (sister) was shot, the train would be dead
and (brotehr 1) clearly has bad grammars bc (sister) was only ONE TRAIN NOT PLURAL TRAINS
is confused an dlaughing

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Mm-hmmm. Younger brother over here is antisocial, which makes my life hella easy.

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ah.
i has three siblings, two brotehrs one sister. all vErY energetic and VeRy not understand how to not be loud
one likes to read but then he convince sother siblings to act out scenes so that works well
once he convinced (brother) and (sister) to do that one scene in percy jackson where… thalia, i think? nearly dies vc something fell on her.
so of course he made something fall on (brother) and (sister) was too late in trying to push it away.

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Lmao… my brother pushed me out of a third story apartment window once.

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Nope! I'm pretty much indestructable, lmao! Legit, the only bone I've broken is when I was three and dancing on a chair after a shower, and fell off of it, fracturing my skull. I obviously lived, so it's all good, but I have a decent sized dent in the top/back of my head to this day. It's a pefect little thing to scare my friends with.

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my sister once broke her collarbone slipping off my bed
it's not even a bunk bed or loft bed
it's A FOOT AND A HALF OFF THE GROUND AND SHE BREAKS HER COLLARBONE ON IT
THE SAME COLLARBONE SHE BROKE WHEN SHE WAS TWO

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Lmao, never done that. My brother has never even so much as sprained anything.

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said sister has just decided to go in her pillowcase and slide down the stairs
into brother one
"by accident"
probably revenge for the train stuff

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Lmao, yes! The child hath already learned the ways of violence! I would be a horrible parent…

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i would too
oh gods they got the nerf guns out again
is it cowardly to shoot someone stuck in a pillowcase?

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Nope! Do it. Violence is not the answer, it is a question, and the answer is yes.

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lmao, wasn't asking for me, but YES.
we is seeing bribes now
sister be telling brother with gun she will give four candy canes if he shoot other brother
oh, now pillowcase is weapon
if i just pasted all of mhy things about mhy siblings into a doc then in a week's time i would have pure chaos-

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SAME- My brother finds the weirdest shit. If I were to write it all down, I would very quickly have c̵̨̨̡̤͖͍̘̬̬̎͗̾̽́̃͗h̸̢̺̼͇̭̙͓̯͓͕̬̱͖͇̯́̉̆͑̊̄͂͒̋͝͠͠ͅą̴̡̼̤̻͇̞̩̝̱̭̙͗͋̊̾̒̇͆̀͐͂͂̋͐͐̀̕o̶̢̬̗̠͉͇̓͌̀̃̀͆͑̆͊̉̈́̃̋s̸̛̛̛̥̳͔̼̱̪̦͂̃͊̈́̾̏͒͋̔̓̇̂͠.

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so we have gone from trains to sledding to bribery to execution
pillowcase is over brother's head and he being marche dto the "gallows"
which is the tree in the backyard
they has no rope tho
FELL DOWN
keeps walking
avoids walking into counter, hits fridge. falls.
oh, they're doing it in the racoon tree
where raccoons live sometimes
imma just watch and see what happens

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All the c̵̨̨̡̤͖͍̘̬̬̎͗̾̽́̃͗h̸̢̺̼͇̭̙͓̯͓͕̬̱͖͇̯́̉̆͑̊̄͂͒̋͝͠͠ͅą̴̡̼̤̻͇̞̩̝̱̭̙͗͋̊̾̒̇͆̀͐͂͂̋͐͐̀̕o̶̢̬̗̠͉͇̓͌̀̃̀͆͑̆͊̉̈́̃̋s̸̛̛̛̥̳͔̼̱̪̦͂̃͊̈́̾̏͒͋̔̓̇̂͠, lmao!

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Ah, yes. Do I love the c̵̨̨̡̤͖͍̘̬̬̎͗̾̽́̃͗h̸̢̺̼͇̭̙͓̯͓͕̬̱͖͇̯́̉̆͑̊̄͂͒̋͝͠͠ͅą̴̡̼̤̻͇̞̩̝̱̭̙͗͋̊̾̒̇͆̀͐͂͂̋͐͐̀̕o̶̢̬̗̠͉͇̓͌̀̃̀͆͑̆͊̉̈́̃̋s̸̛̛̛̥̳͔̼̱̪̦͂̃͊̈́̾̏͒͋̔̓̇̂͠