forum Explain A Film Plot Badly

Started November 09, 2018 by @murphysgirl

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Sonic movies thing: Sonic says, “SHUT UP TAILS!” Then the credits roll. Well they also beat an egg.

Harry Potter: a kid lives a depressing life with his terrible family and is oppressed and treated as worthless - oH LOOK WAIT IT TURNS OUT HE'S ACTUALLY THE SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE AND HAS BEEN FAMOUS THE ENTIRE TIME WHAT

The Lego Movie

Rogue One: Cassian, Jyn, and K2 kidnap an innocent pilot and a gay couple and then die

Moana: Rebellious teen steals vehicle despite parent’s warnings so she can find a boy and return some jewelry she found as a kid, stealing more jewelry along the way

Nightmare on Elm Street: An old man helps teens live out their wildest dreams.

Beauty and the Beast: Belle gets kidnapped and falls in love with her kidnapper.

Sonic movies thing: Sonic says, “SHUT UP TAILS!” Then the credits roll. Well they also beat an egg.

“SHUT UP TAILS!”
X’D Why is this so funny

Onward: Two bros try to recover their dead dad’s upper half all while trying not to die. Arguments happen and viewers cry-

I love this movie so much

Lilo and Stitch: A blue alien impersonating a dog befriends a child. A social worker gets involved, later revealed to be a (former) CIA agent

Omg yes

The Great Wall: Two white guys save China.

Monster Hunter: White guy says racist shit about China, gets eaten. Does it really matter what the rest of the movie is about? It's made by the same guy that did the Resident Evil movies, and we know the dumpster fire those turned out to be.