forum Explain A Film Plot Badly
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@murphysgirl

This is an amazing game that you can go crazy with. It's hard to explain… so here's my examples:

Pirates of the Caribbean: Pirate dude is apparently immortal, and he doesn't care if he kills the entire freaking universe.
Epic: The forest gets the bubonic plague.
Pixels: The US Army is trained to play video games and kill centipedes.
Night at the Museum: Grown man's only friends are not only not real, they force him to become nocturnal.
Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs: The world food crisis is averted.
Sorcerer's Apprentice: Strange random dude fights strange people, such as a half-naked guy with a pet metal dragon, a Russian guy without the faintest trace of an accent, and a sorceress who sits in fountains so she can blow up the world.

So yeah. There you go.
Have fun!

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Fairy Tail movie thing(something with Phoenix in the title): Some pink haired dude is joined by a flying blue cat, a blonde girl who is used for fan service, a scary red head girl who is the hottest, and some guy who strips. They all fight bad guys and when they all lose, the pink haired guy uses some dragon powers and kicks everyone’s anus.

@amber_is_in_a_loop

Dead Poet's Society: a bunch of cocky teenage boys get some crazy teacher who convinces them to join a cult-like group thing where they read poems to each other and then one of them shoots himself because he can't be in the school play

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The Minions Movie: A bunch of cringe inducing characters act stupid on a tv screen and everyone try’s to kill themselves irl except for the children who want all the merchandise of the yellow demons.

@CW-BornConfuzzledLeftILoveYa

Getting Even With Dad: Guy from Home Alone doesn't cut his hair and instead tries to steal something back from his dad who stole it from people who stole it from this lady and its all crap and romance.

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(I got more. And I know it’s an cartoon, but whatever.)
The Super Mario Brothers Super Show: A wrestler and some random guy try to solve real life pluming issues in some random Brooklyn place then CARTOOOOOOON. The cartoon stars The Plumer hero protagonist, the brother plumber of the hero protagonist, an annoying short fungus, some princess that basically gets in trouble or kidnapped every episode, and some mutant turtle dragon hybrid that is set on ruling the world. Join Mayonase, Linguini, Mushroom, and Princess Toadstool Peach as they adventure through the mushroom kingdom defeating Bowsa as they blow up castles, murder turtles, and kick Bowsa in the balls. Then TOTALLY change the plot and style by switching to the real people who solve the problem as they question there sanity. Then be greeted with the greatest song of all time, Do the Mario. DO THE MARIO! SWING YOUR ARMS FROM SIDE TO SIDE NOW THAT ITS TIME TO GO DO THE MARIO TAKE ONE STEP AND THEN AGAIN NOW THAT ITS TIME TO GO ALL TOGETHER NOW! YOU GOT IT! I forgot the rest of the words

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Trolls: Fluffs try to outsmart things and my spirit troll gets turned into a frickin happy b**ch and frick i hate it

OOF ME TO

@Yamatsu

Kingsmen: Golden Circle

The world drug crisis is solved, but then they bring them back anyways. Elton John is there too, for some reason.

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Twilight: Hot vampire with regular girl. Shit goes down, love. Now please kill me.

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The ones after twilight: OH LOOK NOW SOMETHING DIFFERENT HAPPENS EVERY MOVIE OOF I FUCKING HATE TWILIGHT (No offense to any fans of twilight you can like whatever you want I don’t judge)

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Sailor Moon: Some blonde chick who’s always late to highschool gets magical powers from some cat that can talk. They meet 4 more. Sailor Sun is canon now. Sailor sun is Sun princess of something.

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Ariel: a princess who is very rich gives up everything for a boy she met once, uses dark magic to get what she wants. Kills competition for love interest, and never says anything !

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Bolt: OH WOW a tv dog thinks he is a supernatural dog so he goes on an adventure with a hamster and a cat to be almost killed in the end. Oof.