forum Evil Overlords 101: What to do and what to not. (We are making an army to control the world! Respond to this thread of interested!)
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What are laws to the lawless?

They are still laws, however, if we don't want to, I can always get the blood binding!

No. Out of the need to be careful rather than carefree, it shall be a generally understood contract. I don't like weaknesses. Should you betray me, I shall kill you.

(OOC: Not really! I swear I'm not homicidal irl!)

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dost thou need a practical advisor? With a younger sister AKA potential mad scientist?

Oh, I need an assistant scientist, Mikel isn't enough, I need more lab rats.

I might be willing to be a lab rat…. I'd need extensive info on what I'm experimenting…. Also you'll have to wait a few years before my sister can help..

Wonderful! We will at first testing sedatives, I have a few new ones I need to test.

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dost thou need a practical advisor? With a younger sister AKA potential mad scientist?

Oh, I need an assistant scientist, Mikel isn't enough, I need more lab rats.

I might be willing to be a lab rat…. I'd need extensive info on what I'm experimenting…. Also you'll have to wait a few years before my sister can help..

Wonderful! We will at first testing sedatives, I have a few new ones I need to test.

Be warned I am ADHD so sedatives may not work the same on me as they do on others…

Deleted user

What are laws to the lawless?

They are still laws, however, if we don't want to, I can always get the blood binding!

No. Out of the need to be careful rather than carefree, it shall be a generally understood contract. I don't like weaknesses. Should you betray me, I shall kill you.

(OOC: Not really! I swear I'm not homicidal irl!)

Sounds good, I'll have you know that the same goes for you!
(OOC: I am~)

Deleted user

And I must know any and all potential side effects. And I reserve the right to refuse to be experimented on.

Deleted user

dost thou need a practical advisor? With a younger sister AKA potential mad scientist?

Oh, I need an assistant scientist, Mikel isn't enough, I need more lab rats.

I might be willing to be a lab rat…. I'd need extensive info on what I'm experimenting…. Also you'll have to wait a few years before my sister can help..

Wonderful! We will at first testing sedatives, I have a few new ones I need to test.

Be warned I am ADHD so sedatives may not work the same on me as they do on others…

Even better!

Deleted user

dost thou need a practical advisor? With a younger sister AKA potential mad scientist?

Oh, I need an assistant scientist, Mikel isn't enough, I need more lab rats.

I might be willing to be a lab rat…. I'd need extensive info on what I'm experimenting…. Also you'll have to wait a few years before my sister can help..

Wonderful! We will at first testing sedatives, I have a few new ones I need to test.

Be warned I am ADHD so sedatives may not work the same on me as they do on others…

Even better!

I repeat. I must know any and all potential side effects. And I reserve the right to refuse to be experimented on.

Deleted user

dost thou need a practical advisor? With a younger sister AKA potential mad scientist?

Oh, I need an assistant scientist, Mikel isn't enough, I need more lab rats.

I might be willing to be a lab rat…. I'd need extensive info on what I'm experimenting…. Also you'll have to wait a few years before my sister can help..

Wonderful! We will at first testing sedatives, I have a few new ones I need to test.

Be warned I am ADHD so sedatives may not work the same on me as they do on others…

Even better!

I repeat. I must know any and all potential side effects. And I reserve the right to refuse to be experimented on.

Giggle
Of course!
I'm not completely without morals.

Deleted user

dost thou need a practical advisor? With a younger sister AKA potential mad scientist?

Oh, I need an assistant scientist, Mikel isn't enough, I need more lab rats.

I might be willing to be a lab rat…. I'd need extensive info on what I'm experimenting…. Also you'll have to wait a few years before my sister can help..

Wonderful! We will at first testing sedatives, I have a few new ones I need to test.

Be warned I am ADHD so sedatives may not work the same on me as they do on others…

Even better!

I repeat. I must know any and all potential side effects. And I reserve the right to refuse to be experimented on.

Giggle
Of course!
I'm not completely without morals.

Nods Alright then, hand me the papers that tell me needed info and lets get started!

Deleted user

What are laws to the lawless?

They are still laws, however, if we don't want to, I can always get the blood binding!

No. Out of the need to be careful rather than carefree, it shall be a generally understood contract. I don't like weaknesses. Should you betray me, I shall kill you.

(OOC: Not really! I swear I'm not homicidal irl!)

Sounds good, I'll have you know that the same goes for you!
(OOC: I am~)

If I leave you for dead I had a good reason. If I kill you or try to I have a good reason. Threaten me, your employer, again, and shit will go down.

Deleted user

What are laws to the lawless?

They are still laws, however, if we don't want to, I can always get the blood binding!

No. Out of the need to be careful rather than carefree, it shall be a generally understood contract. I don't like weaknesses. Should you betray me, I shall kill you.

(OOC: Not really! I swear I'm not homicidal irl!)

Sounds good, I'll have you know that the same goes for you!
(OOC: I am~)

If I leave you for dead I had a good reason. If I kill you or try to I have a good reason. Threaten me, your employer, again, and shit will go down.

Darling, did I not say that I serve no one?

Deleted user

dost thou need a practical advisor? With a younger sister AKA potential mad scientist?

Oh, I need an assistant scientist, Mikel isn't enough, I need more lab rats.

I might be willing to be a lab rat…. I'd need extensive info on what I'm experimenting…. Also you'll have to wait a few years before my sister can help..

Wonderful! We will at first testing sedatives, I have a few new ones I need to test.

Be warned I am ADHD so sedatives may not work the same on me as they do on others…

Even better!

I repeat. I must know any and all potential side effects. And I reserve the right to refuse to be experimented on.

Giggle
Of course!
I'm not completely without morals.

Nods Alright then, hand me the papers that tell me needed info and lets get started!

Sure thing!

Deleted user

Wonders why I just agreed to help take over the world….

Deleted user

Lol. Before I saw this I was researching how to rob a bank. Got some good stuff but many people are really bad at planning these things.

I know! They're so idiotic when it comes to that!

Deleted user

Same, if a gay teen can be a better criminal than you, can you even call yourself a criminal?

Deleted user

Technically, yes. A bad one, but yes, still a criminal. We do not discriminalate.

Deleted user

Absolutely! Actually, let's just be a whole goddamn villain's council for the heck of it.

Deleted user

Not really…. just reading this, I'm like…. "This evil villain is gonna win, I better get on the winning side"