🎶 crispy, juicy, tender 🎶
I JUST PUT MY NEWBORN SON INTO A BLENDER
Ah, I see you're a being of culture as well.
i laugh well of course
my little brother has been singing the song someone made based on that nonstop for the past month now
🎶 crispy, juicy, tender 🎶
I JUST PUT MY NEWBORN SON INTO A BLENDER
Ah, I see you're a being of culture as well.
i laugh well of course
my little brother has been singing the song someone made based on that nonstop for the past month now
I'm the only one who knows that song, my little brother could care less
🎶 crispy, juicy, tender 🎶
I JUST PUT MY NEWBORN SON INTO A BLENDER
excuse me, wat?
✨ tumblr is an interesting place ✨
kk, then… still underground
Every once in a while I remember Point Nemo exists and it freaks me out
Like what do you do if you're stranded there
Going through my room (thanks Visio for threatening me) and I found the old cat figurines I stole from my 2nd grade classroom :}
I was a kleptomaniac kindergarten through 5th grade cough
Going through my room (thanks Visio for threatening me) and I found the old cat figurines I stole from my 2nd grade classroom :}
I was a kleptomaniac kindergarten through 5th grade cough
XD Visio's great at threats-
tbh same-
Going through my room (thanks Visio for threatening me) and I found the old cat figurines I stole from my 2nd grade classroom :}
I was a kleptomaniac kindergarten through 5th grade cough
me stealing lego minifigures from my classroom as well from stores
my eye stopped twitching yay
guess what y'all
What???
my band director has almost definitely arranged for our band trip to Wonderland, then the zoo, then to a Broadway musical then to a music festival. all in one overnight trip!
vomits blood
Is that normal??
If you got punched in the gut maybe
vomits blood
Is that normal??
Uhh, unless you're an anime or action movie protagonist, no…