key his car

_{i mean that yes not murder-}

key his car

_{i mean that yes not murder-}

no u right u right kill him and his car

This is really petty, but I’m sitting waiting in a parking lot and some guy literally pulled in front of me into the fire lane and parallel parked so close to me that I will not be able to get out, almost hit me to get in front of me, and I parked literally right on the edge of the fire lane.

I am mad

kill him.

hmmm

key his car

_{i mean that yes not murder-}

no u right u right kill him and his car

Oh okay then solid plan

Good morning my lovely agents of chaos

what– morning???

…… CST time zone✋😔

U… u guys…
I thought we established I do not condone murder
Also, I’m a broke college student kind of don’t wanna pay to repair The damage is keying his car would do
I’m just content glaring at him from my front seat 😂😂😂😂😂

i missed a lot again :,)

This is really petty, but I’m sitting waiting in a parking lot and some guy literally pulled in front of me into the fire lane and parallel parked so close to me that I will not be able to get out, almost hit me to get in front of me, and I parked literally right on the edge of the fire lane.

I am mad

step 1: fuck his car so bad

step 2: drive away as fast as you can

U… u guys…
I thought we established I do not condone murder
Also, I’m a broke college student kind of don’t wanna pay to repair The damage is keying his car would do
I’m just content glaring at him from my front seat 😂😂😂😂😂

that is just as satisfying

Oh yay he left

This is really petty, but I’m sitting waiting in a parking lot and some guy literally pulled in front of me into the fire lane and parallel parked so close to me that I will not be able to get out, almost hit me to get in front of me, and I parked literally right on the edge of the fire lane.

I am mad

step 1: fuck his car so bad

step 2: drive away as fast as you can

Pause

key his car

_{i mean that yes not murder-}

no u right u right kill him and his car

Oh okay then solid plan

thank u!

Oh yay he left

oh

REAREND HIS NECKBEARD HIMBO ASS

This is really petty, but I’m sitting waiting in a parking lot and some guy literally pulled in front of me into the fire lane and parallel parked so close to me that I will not be able to get out, almost hit me to get in front of me, and I parked literally right on the edge of the fire lane.

I am mad

step 1: fuck his car so bad

step 2: drive away as fast as you can

Pause

yes, what now?

I am concerned for all of you, horrible advice, and I expect nothing less from the psychos in this chat 😂😂😂😂
Love itttt

Oh yay he left

oh

REAREND HIS NECKBEARD HIMBO ASS

NECKBEARD?????

??

Now I’m regretting saying anything🤣🤣🤣

Wonder help 😂

This is really petty, but I’m sitting waiting in a parking lot and some guy literally pulled in front of me into the fire lane and parallel parked so close to me that I will not be able to get out, almost hit me to get in front of me, and I parked literally right on the edge of the fire lane.

I am mad

step 1: fuck his car so bad

step 2: drive away as fast as you can

Pause

yes, what now?

……nah nvm I’m literally neurodivergent and a minor I can’t say this

i have a better idea

PUT HIS NEWBORN SON INTO A BLENDER

laughs in i was raised by a very northern anti-south family and revert back to old words sometimes and i hate my parents because of this

iM wHEEZING

i have a better idea

PUT HIS NEWBORN SON INTO A BLENDER

Y E S

O MY LORD