forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Eldritch Beings, Old Rivalries, Chicken Chaos, Large Fonts, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken Part 3: Tokyo Drift (CLOSED)

Started September 03, 2023 by @Morals-are-for-mortals language

tune

did anybody else want to do that rp? make it fast tho, im running out of pickup lines

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see-

i was saving that one

Are you a knife? Cause you’re looking sharp

ooh good one. i might use that

Good Morning. 8:51 pm but done with all my writing assignment

Are you a rollercoaster? Cause you make my head spin

Y’all. My mom bought me a bag of skittles.

wide-eyed mouthbreathing ensues

throws a skittle in your general direction

executes an incredibly flying leap like Air Bud, catching the skittle in my mouth

watches with fascination

lands and freezes, staring at the other skittles you have

. . .
Throws another skittle and runs

leaps for it and catches it again, before landing and scrambling after you alligator-style

Y’all. My mom bought me a bag of skittles.

wide-eyed mouthbreathing ensues

throws a skittle in your general direction

executes an incredibly flying leap like Air Bud, catching the skittle in my mouth

watches with fascination

lands and freezes, staring at the other skittles you have

. . .
Throws another skittle and runs

leaps for it and catches it again, before landing and scrambling after you alligator-style

FUCK

ooh good one. i might use that

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.

Desperately restraining myself from saying universe-specific pickup lines

Y’all. My mom bought me a bag of skittles.

wide-eyed mouthbreathing ensues

throws a skittle in your general direction

executes an incredibly flying leap like Air Bud, catching the skittle in my mouth

watches with fascination

lands and freezes, staring at the other skittles you have

. . .
Throws another skittle and runs

leaps for it and catches it again, before landing and scrambling after you alligator-style

FUCK

incoherent skittle addict noises

Y’all. My mom bought me a bag of skittles.

DON’T SAY THAT! GRAMPS WILL STEAL THEM
unless you want him too, then go ahead.

waves off Rhys distractedly

Frik you. . .
Offers skittle bag Here. Daily offerings.

What is happening here?

What is happening here?

A lot. A lot lot

our daily sacrafic- i mean uhhh you saw nothing

What is happening here?

A lot. A lot lot

Yup.

Anyways- reaches up to Rhys and does grabby hands

I disappear for 30 MINUTES so I can drive home and u see you've invoked the skittles monster

invokes the skittles monster even more

Y’all. My mom bought me a bag of skittles.

DON’T SAY THAT! GRAMPS WILL STEAL THEM
unless you want him too, then go ahead.

waves off Rhys distractedly

Frik you. . .
Offers skittle bag Here. Daily offerings.

snatches them and, as usual, gobbles them down Cookie-Monster style

our daily sacrafic- i mean uhhh you saw nothing

XD

hides in the corner with my skittles flavored tea I do not exist.

invokes the skittles monster even more

feels very invoked

hides in the corner with my skittles flavored tea I do not exist.

head whips around your direction, nostrils flaring, the steam from the tea beckoning to me cartoonishly

I disappear for 30 MINUTES so I can drive home and u see you've invoked the skittles monster

I invoked the skittles monster before you left actually

screams and hides under blankets