forum DON'T TALK TO ME

Started May 03, 2018 by @ThatBackgroundSlytherin

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Poor Brian had so much to live for…

Brian lifts his charred and burned hand
"I'm chill guys"

lol my dad’s name was Brian

"BRIAN!" Sly rushes to the pile of charred wood. "I'm so glad you're alive!"

“Sup Brian, was it fun to explode?”

Brian raises hands into the air. "It was enlightening."

Sly slapped her knee. "Hilarious!"

"Who whats baby food? I'd like some baby food."

"Uh…" Sly cringed. "Maybe you're not okay…"

calls 911 “SOMEBODY JUST EXPLODED!!! WE NEED HELP!!!”, Midnight yelled into the phone.

"i'm sorry 911 is not available right now. please call again later."

"HOW ARE THEY NOT AVAILABLE!" Sly shrieked.

"911 is experiencing emotional difficulties. please call again later."

Sly grabbed the phone from Midnight. "WHAT KIND OF EMOTIONAL DIFFICULTIES?!!!"

"911 is going through a very emotional break up and has been told to take a day off. Please call again later."

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??!!!" Sly shoved the phone back into Midnight's hands.

"911 has called to inform you that Brian has wondered off to an unknown location. Please call again later."

*wandered

“AN UNKNOWN LOCATION… IS BRIAN DYING?!!”, Midnight screamed into the phone. “FORGET ABOUT THE STUPID BREAKUP, THIS IS A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION!!!”

"We gotta save him!!!"

“You got that right!” slams stupid phone on pavement

"Where do you think he ran off to?" Sly asked looking around. "He was here 5 seconds ago…"

“I don’t know. Do you think he stopped by Chipotle?”,Midnight wondered.

Sly rolled their eyes and sighed. "Prolly…let's go…"

“Ok! We could even grab some food while we’re there! I’m kinda hungry…”