DOOOONT GET ME STARTED ON MATH. LISTEN HERE. I HAD A CALCULUS PRACTICE TEST TODAY AND I FAILED BECAUSE MATH IS STUPID. WHAT THE HECK IS A TAYLOR SERIES? WHY CANT WE DIVIDE BY ZERO? IMAGINARY NUMBERS? CMON!!!! RIDIDULOUS!! I CANT BELIEVE IM FORCED TO SPEND HOURS OF MY LIFE STARING AT SQUIGGLY LINES MEANT TO REPRESENT QUANTITIES AND THEN FINDING HOW FAST THEY REACH INFINITY?? ?HOW FAST THEY REACH INFINITY? THAT'S RIDICULOUS UGH
But for real though… that stuff's nasty.
( If someone rants about bubbles I will die.)
( Of laughter.)
(PLEASE YOU DO IT. THAT WILL MAKE MY DAY)
( I shall.)
UGHHH BUBBLES! THOSE LITTLE ROUND BALL POPPY THINGS! I MEAN WHAT IS THE USE OF THEM IF YOU JUST POP THEM I MEAN THATS BORING. BUBBLES THOUGH. I MEAN WHAT KIND OF NAME IS BUBBLES!
(lol, that is an amazing rant. better than I had imagined)
BUT NAMES THOUGH. WE ARE ALL HUMANS LIVING ON EARTH. AND THERE ARE TONS OF PEOPLE WITH THE SAME NAME, YOU'RE BOUND TO MEET SOMEONE WITH YOUR NAME. YOU'LL BE IN CLASS, AND THE TEACHER SAYS "OKAY EMILY ANSWER THIS STUPID QUESTION" AND EVERYONE ASKS "OH WHICH ONE, THERE ARE THIRTY EMILY'S IN THIS CLASS." WE SHOULD ALL JUST BE ASSIGNED NUMBERS, THAT WOULD BE EASIER AND MORE EFFICIENT. "NUMBER 8652699 PLEASE COME UP TO THE FRONT OFFICE." THEN THERE WON'T BE A SWARM OF KIDS HEADING UP BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE SAME NAME!!!
UGH, NAMES! NAMES ABSOLUTELY SUCK! EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING HAS A DIFFERENT ONE, AND YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER THEM ALL LIKE SOME SORT OF MAD MEMORY GENIUS! AND THEN THE SPELLING IS ALWAYS WRONG. UGH, IF ONLY EVERYTHING HAD THE SAME NAME, LIKE BOB OR MARGRET OR SOMETHING.
KNOW WHAT REALLY SUCKS? SPELLING! LIKE WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW HOW TO SPELL STUFF JUST WRITE IT HOW ITS PRONOUNCED COWARDS!
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY SUCK! WHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU TO REPEAT SOMETHING CUZ LIKE I ALREADY SAID IT YOU IDIOT ASK SOMEONE ELSE OR ARE YOU DEAF!
DEAF PEOPLE THOUGH. FIX YOUR HEARING YOU CRETIN! GOSH LISTEN MORE CAREFULLY OR GET SOME HEARING AIDS OR SOMETHING
(I'd like to keep politics out of this…)
( I will delete that.)
( Idk what to rant about now………)
NEW LIST!
Music
grass
llamas
trombones
scissors
YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE???? GRASS. FREAKIN…FREAKING GRASS EVERYWHERE. ITS SPRING AND I GO OUT SIDE AND WHAT DO I SEE??? FREAKING GREEN STUFF EVERYWHERE AND IT SMELLS WEIRD AND WEIRD MIDDLE AGED DUDES ARE OUT SHIRTLESS MOWING THAT STUPID GRASS. ITS EVERYWHERE. BUGS ARE IN IT. GREEN. TOO GREEN. UGH.
WHY DO PEOPLE LISTEN TO MUSIC. OKAY. ITS JUST. SO. STUPID. ALRIGHT. PEOPLE SCREAMING THROUGH AN EARBUD INTO YOUR EAR? RIDICULOUS. AND THE INSTRUMENTS! OH! THEY ARE JUST A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY! THE CLASHING SOUNDS ARE JUST TOO MUCH TO BEAR!
BUT LLAMAS THOUGH. PEOPLE ARE SO OBESSED, BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, ESPECIALLY SINCE ALL THEY DO IS SPIT IN YOUR FACE!! AND THEY ARE SO UGLY. THINK OF ALPACAS, WHO ARE WAY CUTER IN EVERY WAY. TO THINK ABOUT IT, WHY ARE LLAMAS SO POPULAR ANYWAY. THEY ARE LITERALLY A MEAN, SPITTING, UGLIER VERSION OF A CUTE ALPACA.
WHAT ABOUT SCISSORS? WHAT IDIOT LOOKED AT THE HUMAN RACE AND SAID “HUH, YOU KNOW WHAT WE NEED??? TINY KNIVES TO GIVE TO CHILDREN!!!!!!”
BUT TROMBONES ARE THE WORST! YOU EXPECT US TO READ A PAGE OF CIRCLES WITH LINES THROUGH THEM AND MATCH THAT WITH A SLIDER WHILE DIEING BECAUSE YOU AREN’T GETTING ENOUGH AIR WHILE BLOWING THROUGH A USELESS PIECE OF METAL!!! PEOPLE COULD SERIOUSLY DIE FROM LACK OF OXYGEN BECAUSE YOUR WASTING AIR ON A HUNK OF TIN!!! NOT TO MENTION HOW STRESSFUL IT IS TO HAVE TO PRACTICE PLAYING THE PIECE OF TRASH EACH DAY!!
UGHHHH YOU KNOW WHAT IS MORE WORTHLESS?! GOOGLE TRANSLATE I MEAN IT IS LITERALLY A WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP. IT SAYS ITS SUPPOSE TO TRANSLATE, BUT HOW THE HECK DO YOU GET HAWAII FROM HAVANA. DIFFERENT LANGUAGES! I GUESS THAT MEANS DESPACITO MEANS I HAVE TOO MANY PIMPLES!
( Did I accidentally scare everyone away?)
(nope, still here)
(Oh hey!)