This is a game where someone states a topic, e.g. Fairies, bands, glue, and you rant about how much you HATE that topic. No true hate here. Just a game…
Here is a list you can start off of:
Pencils
Coffee
Air Guitar
Otters
Cashiers
OMG DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON PENCILS! PENCILS ARE STUPID. I FREAKING HATE PENCILS!! LIKE, PEOPLE CONTINUOUSLY GET UP TO SHARPEN THEIR DARN PENCILS DISRUPTING EVERYONE ELSE!! NOT TO MENTION PENCIL SHAVING GET EVERYWHERE!! PENS ARE SO MUCH BETTER AND PENCILS SUCK! MY GOODNESS WHY DO PEOPLE NEED FREAKING #2 PENCILS?? LIKE, WHAT IS THE DARN POINT?! AND PEOPLE CONSTANTLY ARGUE ON WHETHER WOODEN PENCILS OR MECHANICAL PENCILS ARE BETTER. NEWSFLASH: PENS ARE BETTER, GET WITH THE PROGRAM.
OH BUT PENS ARE JUST AS BAD! THEY RUN OUT OF INK AND YOU END UP LICKING THEM AND GETTING INK POISONING! AND THEN THERE"S THE DISRUPTIVE CLICKING SOUND THAT DRIVES ME NUTS! AND THEN YOU LOOSE THEM AND YOU MOURN THE LOSS OF YOUR STUPID PEN EVEN THOUGH IT NEVER MATTERED AT ALL!
(Good job!)
(omg this is so awesome)
BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS EVEN WORSE?? AIR GUITARS ((lol im just going off your original little list)). I MEAN, DO PEOPLE JUST GET SO BORED TO IMITATE THE POSE OF AN ACTUAL ROCKSTAR WITH A GUITAR?? WHAT ABOUT AIR PIANOS?? HOW COME NOBODY EVER DOES THAT?? OR AIR CELLOS?? AIR GUITARS ARE JUST STUPID LIKE WHAT KIND OF DANCE MOVE EVEN IS THAT?
UHHH HUMANS! THEY ARE SO RUDE AND HABE NO CONSIDERATION FOR NATURE AND DONT FORGET ABOUT ALL THOSE WARS THEY STARTED AND THEY AREN'T EVEN BEING NICE TO EACH OTHER. DONT FORGET THEY KILLED MY COUSIN BEEF SO THEY COULD EAY HIM!
BEEF IS DISGUSTING AND ITS JUST NOT NECESSARY! WHO WANTS COW MUSCLES? NOT ME! HOW BOUT IF WE GRIND EM UP? NOPE! DISGUSTING!!!!
(Sounds fun! I’ll just go with coffee!)
SEROUSLY, WHAT’S UP WITH COFFEE! IT TASTES TERRIBLE! PEOPLE SOMETIMES CLAIM THEY LIKE THE TASTE, BUT HOW CAN YOU LIKE THAT BITTERNESS! PEOPLE DRINK IT TO STAY AWAKE, BUT THE CAFFEINE IS JUST DAMAGING TO THIER SYSTEM! WHAT’S WORSE IS THAT IT IS ALWAYS SO DANG HOT AND PEOPLE JUST BURN THIER TONGUES ON IT AND SPILL THE BURNING MESS ALL OVER THEMSELVES, NOT TO MENTION IT STAINING THIER CLOTHES! AND THIS DISGUSTING MESS COSTS SOO MUCH! WHO WOULD PAY A FORTUNE FOR SOMTHING THIS STUPID!!!!
(The next topics are:
Shoes
Rivers
Math (hehe)
Birds
Pizza
BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS EVEN WORSE THAN HAVING COFFEE?? HAVING MONEY!! I MEAN, EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD IS REVOLVED AROUND MONEY IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY! WE SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO THE GOOD OL' DAYS WHEN WE BARTERED AND THE BEST INVENTION IN THE WORLD WAS SLICED BREAD!! I MEAN, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? SLICED BREAD! WHAT AN INVENTION! MONEY JUST LIMITS YOUR ABILITIES ON LIVING AND STUFF.
SLICED BREAD IS SO AWFUL THOUGH!!! I ENJOYED IT WHEN YOU JUST ATE THE WHOLE FRICKIN LOAF IN ONE GO!! THAT WAS YOUR MEAL RIGHT THERE!!! SLICED BREAD JUST CRUMBLES EASIER AND DRIES OUT FASTER!!!!
OKAY, BUT WHEAT BREAD???!!! SO. MANY. LECTINS. ITS SO BAD FOR YOU AND IT HURTS YOUR GUTS!! DONT EAT IT!!!!
DOOOONT GET ME STARTED ON MATH. LISTEN HERE. I HAD A CALCULUS PRACTICE TEST TODAY AND I FAILED BECAUSE MATH IS STUPID. WHAT THE HECK IS A TAYLOR SERIES? WHY CANT WE DIVIDE BY ZERO? IMAGINARY NUMBERS? CMON!!!! RIDIDULOUS!! I CANT BELIEVE IM FORCED TO SPEND HOURS OF MY LIFE STARING AT SQUIGGLY LINES MEANT TO REPRESENT QUANTITIES AND THEN FINDING HOW FAST THEY REACH INFINITY?? ?HOW FAST THEY REACH INFINITY? THAT'S RIDICULOUS UGH
OH MY GOD DON"T EVEN THINK THAT MATH IS ANNOYING BECAUSE WANNA KNOW WHAT"S MORE ANNOYING? MOTHER! TRUCKING! BIRDS! THEY CHIRP AND FLY AROUND AND POO ON PEOPLE"S HEADS AND JUST DO THE DO OUT IN THE OPEN LIKE SERIOUSLY???!!!!! THERE ARE HATCHLINGS PRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ALL THINK YOU HAVE STRUGGLES AND PROBLEMS, BUT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SAID WHAT THE WORST THING EVER IS. SHOES. BEEPING SHOES COME IN ALL SHAPES AND SIZES BUT THEY NEVER SEEM TO FIT RIGHT AT THE SHOE STORE. THEY ALWAYS TAKE A WHILE TO BREAK IN!! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HIGH HEELS. I MEAN, WHAT EVEN ARE THEIR PURPOSE?? DO THEY WANT TO BREAK YOUR ANKLES? STILETTOS ARE THE DEVIL–BUT IN SHOE FORM. AND WHAT ARE CROCS? WHAT WAS THEIR REASON FOR COMING TO THIS WORLD? TO TERRIFY US? YEAH, NICE GOING SHOES.
(^^okay that hit a little to close to home…XD)
(oops sorry! lol)
(ITS HILARIOUSLY TRUE YOU DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE!! XD)
(you forgot about cruggs lol. crocs and uggs)
(I must join in)
UGH, BUT RIVERS THOUGH! THE WAY THEY JUST FLOW PAST EVERYTHING, AND DON'T DO ANYTHING, IT'S JUST SO ANNOYING! AND ALL THOSE POOR SALMON THAT HAVE TO SWIM UPSTREAM HAVE SO MUCH WORK, JUST BECAUSE THE RIVERS ARE TOO FLIPPING LAZY TO TURN AROUND FOR THEM. IT'S SO INCONSIDERATE. NOT TO MENTION ALL THE ROCKS THEY WEAR DOWN WITH THEIR INSISTENT FLOWING! UGH, RIVERS ARE SO SELFISH AND GROSS.
ROCKS ARE RIDICULOUS, I MEAN, HAVE YOU SEEN THEM?!! THEY JUST SIT AROUND AND DO WHAT? THATS RIGHT, NOTHING!!! THEY'RE HARD AND WEIRD SHAPE AND THEY CAN KILL YOU! LIKE, WOULD A YAK EVER KILL YOU? PROBABLY NOT, CUS THEY AREN'T ROCK!
(I have to agree with @Gypsygirl okay this is awesome)
HAVE YALL EVER CONSIDERED THE STUPIDITY OF PIZZA? OKAY? YOU EAITHER HAVE ONE HUGE FREAKING CIRCLE OR ONE TINY. FREAKING. TRIANGLE. WHY NOT A TRAPEZOID?! HUH? I LIKE TRAPEZIODS. AND THE CALORIES. OMG. SO MANY CALORIES FOR ONE TRIANGLE. AHHHH
OH MY WORD, DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON YAKS! I MEAN LOOK AT THEM! THEY LOOK LIKE FUZZY COWS! AND THE AMOUNT OF DIRT AND BUGS THAT GET STUCK IN THEIR FUR? DISGUSTING! AND WHY DO THEY EVEN HAVE HORNS? I MEAN, HAVING A ROCK THROWN AT YOU IS BAD ENOUGH, BUT BEING CHARGED AT BY A HAIRBALL WITH HORNS? THAT'S GOING TO HURT! NOT TO MENTION THEY CAN KICK YOU. UGH, YAKS ARE HORRIBLE.
YOU ACT LIKE COWS AREN'T THE WORST THING EVER!! I MEAN, THEY USE CHICK-FIL-A AS A COVER FOR PEOPLE NOT TO EAT THEM!! INSTEAD THEY OFFER THE CHICKENS, WHICH ARE ADORABLE. AND DID ANYONE EVER TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE MORE LIKELY TO BE KILLED BY A CHICKEN-NUGGET FREAKING COW THAN A SHARK?? EXACTLY. COWS ARE…JUST BAD, OKAY?? COWS ARE JUST BAD.
SHARKS ARE TERRIBLE THEY AREN'T USEFUL AT ALL THEY JUST SWIM AROUND EAT FISH! THEY ARE A DANGER FOR BEACHES AND OVERALL ARE VERY IMPOLITE!
BUT BEACHES. UGH BEACHES. IT'S WHERE PEOPLE WOULD GO TO GET TANS AND POST DARN INSTRAGRAM POSTS SAYING "HEY LOOK EVERYONE! HERE I AM, AT THE BEACH. 'JUST CHILLIN!'" YEAH YOU KNOW THOSE PEOPLE. AND THE WATER IS NEVER THE RIGHT TEMPERATURE. ALWAYS TOO COLD OR TOO HOT. THEN YOU GET SAND IN YOUR CAR WHEN YOU LEAVE. AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?? BEACHES ARE TOO SALTY. YOU TRY AND HAVE A NICE TIME IN THE WATER THEN BOOM, A MONSTER WAVE TAKES YOU UNDER AS YOU STRUGGLE TO GET BACK UP! NOT TO MENTION THE SUN THAT BURNS THROUGH YOUR SUNBLOCK. Y'ALL NEED TO SEE THAT OUR WORLD SHOULD BE RID OF THESE BEACHES!