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If one more person says 'engaging in coitus' I will cry

what would you rather we say, then?

gettin some

Deleted user

A fivesome. Goals, am I right?

zach is one of my favorite people these days

Deleted user

….having to rewrite a section because you forgot a major plot point and introduction of a main character.

sigh

Deleted user

Do any of you have any advice on how to get a sleepy, purring chonky boi off your lap?

@Pickles group

Not foolproof, but stick your arms under him and move him to the spot next to you and pet him until he goes back to sleep. Or pet him until he gets annoyed and leaves

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He's not supposed to be on the couch anyway

@Anemone eco

Honestly, last time I was in that situation I just got up though maintained the bend in my legs as though I was still seated and just relocated like that. So I don't think I'll be much help.

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I don't think I'll be wallsit-walking across my house or my Catholic mother will call the priest over for an exorcism