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@HighPockets group

We became friends through….idek. I know I yelled at you about The Catcher In The Rye at one point and then we ended up becoming friends?!

Yeah we yelled at each other about books because you like shitty characters so I made a mental note to not bring up my feelings about them because I didn't want to fight and then somehow we became friends. Ig you like shitty people as well as characters

I like well-written people with bad pasts, what can I say? I'm a slut for people I can project on to

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Auntie Eris, I need medical advice

Oui?

All day, I've just been randomly getting light-headed/ears ringing
What the hell do I do?

Low blood sugar probably
Eat a healthy snack (FRUIT) with some protein (Nuts, etc.)
Drink water!

@saor_illust school

Wow if we're speaking about the past, I distinctly remember being slightly scared of Eris, for whatever reason. Y'know, it's weird. Ella how did I meet you again???

@Pickles group

Me: Holding my caseless phone over a sink full of water while I type

Yup.. a legend 🤔

The carelessness bravery that only a legend has

@Pickles group

Wow if we're speaking about the past, I distinctly remember being slightly scared of Eris, for whatever reason. Y'know, it's weird. Ella how did I meet you again???

We were all scared of Eris

I think the reason I became tolerable is because at this point, I've learned to mostly keep my mouth shut and not pick the battles I can't win

@The-Magician group

Me: Holding my caseless phone over a sink full of water while I type

Yup.. a legend 🤔

The carelessness bravery that only a legend has

To be fair, this isn’t the first time I’ve hand my phone so close to water. I remember messaging Someone while I was in the shower but thE water didn’t touch my phone. What makes it better is I’m typing with one hand

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Wow if we're speaking about the past, I distinctly remember being slightly scared of Eris, for whatever reason. Y'know, it's weird. Ella how did I meet you again???

I don't remember lol I just know you're cool

@Pickles group

I became friends with Ella because of the venting chat and I think maybe that's how I became friends with Miriam? Emi and I probably became friends because band tbh and guard is the reason I decided to give Xander a chance and now I love her, but she's not on this chat

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

i have one close friend irl and we're only friends cause our parents decided shortly after we were born that "aww they're the same age so we should force them to grow up together until they're besties" and it worked

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

I don't even know how I became friends with y'all
I don't know how I became friends with my irl friends

Moooooooood

I texted my friend, awaiting a reply

Update: I said 'I was thinking… HOW DID WE EVEN BECOME FRIENDS?!'
and her response was 'oh, you can think'
She also has no clue

@Pickles group

I don't even know how I became friends with y'all
I don't know how I became friends with my irl friends

We slorped you up and now you're ours.
I'm friends with my irl friends because we're the rejected part of the flute section my oh my how the turntables this summer. I'll be section leader and I'll get to pick who's cool in our section and Rachel sweetie you ain't it
And one of my friends because we didn't know anyone else in the class and now we're just always partners

@Pickles group

I don't even know how I became friends with y'all
I don't know how I became friends with my irl friends

Moooooooood

I texted my friend, awaiting a reply

Update: I said 'I was thinking… HOW DID WE EVEN BECOME FRIENDS?!'
and her response was 'oh, you can think'
She also has no clue

I like her.

@RedTheLoveless

Do I really have friends? Or do I just have acquaintances that acknowledge and tolerate me?

time to spiral into another existential crisis again

@RedTheLoveless

By Gaia, I feel myself slowly slipping more and more into John Mulaney territory

The man is a genius

this made me ugly snort, thank you