forum Deadpanning challenge

Started October 05, 2018 by @yeetus

tune

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frIckEdy frAck don't do crAck

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bomb drops
Oh shoot we must be over Syria
(I'm quoting)

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Its everyday bro

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Hurry up Matt I WANT TO HAVE MY MUFFIN!

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What time is it???
Time for you to get a—
Time for you to move on from your stupid watch joke that's not even yours

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Can I please please please please have a flamethrower?

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"Do you know how a chicken takes 3 steps and then forgets?"
"Forgets what, Pit?"
"Um…"
"Pit?"
"Uh…"
"Forgets what?
"Oh, right! So, do you know how a chicken takes three steps and forgets?"

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"Is it normal to find faeces on your head?"
"Maybe. I don't know. Is it?"