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So I was sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties.
fuck you
jus
fuck
forum
Deadpanning challenge
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@yeetus
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people_alt
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@EmptyNebula group
sorry XD
@HighPockets group
playing the flute
"Hey do you take requests?"
"Sure."
"Stop."
micdrops and walks away.
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mood
@EmptyNebula group
once
Harry potter looks down with invisible cloak on
Mah dick fell off!
@HighPockets group
"WHY CAN'T YOU HEAR A DINOSAUR PEE??"
"THE PEEEEE IS SIIILEEENTTT!!!!"
(actual conversation from band class when we did the Dinosaur song compilation thing)
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fUCKING ONCE BECAUSE VINES ARE ASSHOLES
can-can you not oka-
YOU KNOW WHAT RIHCARArSD
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shu t up
@EmptyNebula group
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My dad is from Iceland, my mom is from Cuba.
I guess i'm and ice cube
@HighPockets group
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"The weather's cold. My hands are cold. The air is cold. My heart is cold."
"Woah. Chill out."
"DiD yA nOt HeAr wHAt I juSt sAid?!?!"
@EmptyNebula group
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"Run in here and come get your juice!"
@ElderGod-Winter-The-Renegade-Legionnaire book
Zero.
I don't laugh unless it's really funny. (In all this, I haven't laughed once….)
Congratulations Brother.
YoU'Re GaY!!!
@HighPockets group
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"How'd you pull a muscle?"
"Half an hour of the Cupid Shuffle."
@EmptyNebula group
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"Whah, whah, whah, liPStiCk iN mY vALeNTinO wHiTE bAG!"
@HighPockets group
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"OUTSIDE THE SNOW IS FALLING AND FRIENDS ARE CALLING YOOHOO!! I'D REALLY LIKE TO SAY THAT I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOU AND YOU AND YOU!!!"
@yeetus
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I ran into Kylo Ren in the bathroom…He told me to give you this
@HighPockets group
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After the rain comes the rainbow. I'm sorry I killed your son. Love, Kylo Ren
@yeetus
(We're gonna keep quoting that aren't we?)
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I am divorced. So is she
@HighPockets group
(Probably!!)
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WHAT ARE THOOOOoooooOOOOSEEE!!
@yeetus
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Hey, you kicked my wrench!
pause
Jerk face
@HighPockets group
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"WILL YOU STOP YELLING AT ME?! I CAN'T FOCUS WHEN YOU'RE YELLING AT ME!!!"
@yeetus
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Kylo Ren could've done it better
He could've had music
@Crisis
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Do the silly salmon
BLUDELUDLUBALU
@yeetus
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I wish you could grow a brain
Or better still, turn into a tree
Or a donut
Donuts are wonderful
@Crisis
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cAAArrrrllll that KILLS people
@yeetus
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Would you please stop being a poorly raised sow and make a serious attempt of being a normal human? Like at least a well educated gorilla?