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What's the cannibal's favorite food? Vegetables.
What's the cannibal's favorite food? Vegetables.
Can orphans go to a family restaurant?
Where did Sally go when she got lost in the minefield? Everywhere
My grandfather has the heart of a lion… And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
What's the game orphans can't play? Baseball, they can't ever get to home.
What's black and white and red all over? A nun who fell down a hundred flights of stairs.
What's black and white and laughing? The nun who pushed her.
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
These are so terrible but…
Why was the baby crawling in circles? Because it's hand was stapled to the floor.
What's more fun than stapling a baby to a wall? Ripping it off again.
I had a friend who told me these……
I have good news and bad news. My ex got hit by a bus! Bad news, lost my job as a bus driver.
you know what else is black, white, and red all over?
A PENGUIN IN A BLENDER!!!
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"Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken, you dopey fuck!"
My favorite one, as quoted from The Waste Lands by Stephen King. That scene kicked ass.
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