So I'm sittinf there, barbecue sauce on titties-
ARFHAHAHVARAFAHAHAAAARAHAVAAH rolls around on the floor

"If he doesn't treat you right by now, you're gone."
"I'm gone."
"Yeah NOW GO CHOP HIS DICK OFF!!"

It's Wednesday my dudes… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

I saw you hangin out with Caitlin the other day…
It's not what you think–
I won't hesitate, bitch

Okay so I wanted to post this but I just…

It's beyond words.

THAT'S MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER!!!

Honestly one of my favorites if not my number 1

It's one of my favorites, but probably not number 1.

_{i don't need friends… they disappoint me}

SNAP

You're not coming to my tea party?!

BETHANY. I MADE.

BISCUITS!!

DAAAMN DANIEL