forum Calling all viners

Started November 26, 2018 by @amber_is_in_a_loop

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Hi, and welcome to Chilly's

Whaddup, I'm Jensen, I'm 16, and I never feckin learned how to read

Hi and welcome to Bible Study. We're all children of Jesus– KUMBAYYAAA

sttOOOPPP… I coulda dropped my croissant!

Aah, mother trucker! That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick

I have crippling depression :')

What the fuck, Richard?

Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does

Actually, Megan, I can't sit anywhere. I've got HEMORRHOIDS

Can I get a waffle?

CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE?

I want a church girll that go to church
anD ReAD heR biBLe

Are they helium balloons? I said helium balloons. Ah, it's too late. We're flying away…

gunshot

THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU

gasps
Adam!

(I love that one)
Aaaa. AAAaaaa. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

My name's Chelsea, what's your favorite dinner food?

So today I thought we'd– Awh, fuck. I can't believe you've done this.

gets every drink at a soft drink fountain
slorp
fuck you.

W E L L, W H E N L I F E G I V E S Y O U L E M O N S

I SMELL LIKE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF

Even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself. <3

Why the fuck you lyin? Why you always lyin????
hhHHMMM OH MY GOD
STOP FUCKIN LYIN!

I like your accent, where're you from?
in strong accent I'm Liberian.
whispers Oooh my bad, I like your accent where're you from?

DON'T MAKE ME SNAP MY FINGERS!!!

Mom, I got an AB OR TION