forum Battle of the puns

Started April 04, 2018 by @Natasha

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I was hoping to steal some leftovers from the party but I guess my plans were foiled.

Can we keep this joke under plastic-wraps?

Gotta Zoom away Quickly. I'll be back in a Flash. Or the Reverse.

Which country’s capital is the fastest growing?
Ireland’s- every year it’s Dublin.

Brendon Urie-ka!

@Sorceress and I established a while ago that I'm a pheasant.

Kneel before the punder-lord.

I would if I wasn't so pleasantly surprised.

@Sorceress and I established a while ago that I'm a pheasant.

Kneel before the punder-lord.

I would if I wasn't so pleasantly surprised.

Don't you mean, peasant-ly?

Wow… This Cold silence is a Killer Frost.

I meant pheasantly. Stupid autocorrect.

I meant pheasantly. Stupid autocorrect.

Lol.

My Flash puns just aren't getting the Reverb-erating response I expected.

Apparently taking a day off is not something you should do when you work for a calendar company.

I got to Flash away for awhile, History can be a hassle to study when you're distracted by the brilliance of purrfect puns.

Apparently taking a day off is not something you should do when you work for a calendar company.

Okay, that one was actually really punny.

I got to Flash away for awhile, History can be a hassle to study when you're distracted by the brilliance of purrfect puns.

(I'm serious btw. Vibe you later!

Apparently taking a day off is not something you should do when you work for a calendar company.

Okay, that one was actually really punny.

Why thank you

I got to Flash away for awhile, History can be a hassle to study when you're distracted by the brilliance of purrfect puns.

(I'm serious btw. Vibe you later!

Ok. Bye. :(

(@Sorceress go look at Roleplay Anyone? Please. Go.)

'Kay…

(@Sorceress go look at Roleplay Anyone? Please. Go.)

'Kay…

Oh my gosh, are you serious?!?

(I read it, if you couldn't tell.)

XD

Yes

Lol. That was great.

Excuse me, but my puns are 🐨 ☕️

Oh, 🦌.

🌊, they’re great!