forum Battle of the puns

Started April 04, 2018 by @Natasha

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Let the games begin. Only rules are no swearing, nothing inappropriate. And of course, have fun!
Don't flake me for Grant-ed.

The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize.

The tie in the rope was knot making my life easier.

Iris-ked my reputation on a pun, earlier. All I got was a Frost-y silence.

Never trust atoms, they make up everything.

Can we not taco bout it?

Skye's the limit on these puns.

Stop Joe-ing around @Sorceress. Your pun was Snart-worthy

Stop being so punny.

Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight, there would be mass confusion.

This is all totally punintended.

Stop Joe-ing around @Sorceress. Your pun was Snart-worthy

Well, at least that response wasn't as Cold.

I Googled "how to start a wildfire". I got 48,500 matches.

This chat's got a nice Vibe.

I guess you could say it spread like wildfire.

((At this point i've forgotten all my old puns and my head is filled with writing stufff URGH.))

Do you need someone to wake you up inside?

((I know, it's terrible.))

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

A (Fire)storm of puns.

Stop Joe-ing around @Sorceress. Your pun was Snart-worthy

Well, at least that response wasn't as Cold.

Can you withstand the Heatwave?

Bee-utiful

To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!

Stop Joe-ing around @Sorceress. Your pun was Snart-worthy

Well, at least that response wasn't as Cold.

Can you withstand the Heatwave?

Well, that was almost Jesse(s) Quick as you could get!

Do you need an ark? I Noah guy.

I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

I can Cecile that a lot of people love puns.