forum Bad Pickup lines

Started June 03, 2019 by @Elder-God-Whisper work

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Wow. Just… wow.

Where the heck did you get all of that from even

These all made my day. :D

Where the heck did you get all of that from even

I honestly have the same question. These are golden!

Half were from friends. One quarter I already knew. And the another quarter was from the internet. Fine print was from a friend and it's my favorite.

Lol the library one

Hey, do you love water? Cause then you love about 60% of me already.

Is your body from McDonalds? Cause I'm lovin' it

This one's from a hunicast:

"Are you from St. Lois?"
"No, why?"
"Well I could still teach you to arch your back"

Ok, here’s another:

Are you the ocean? Because I wanna put my salt in you.