forum Bad Pickup lines

Started June 03, 2019 by @Elder-God-Whisper work

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Wanna try an Australian kiss? It's like French kissing, but down under.

not even sorry

Wanna try an Australian kiss? It's like French kissing, but down under.

not even sorry

Omgggg I'm dying lol XD

You, Me. Amusement park. Because you are amusing

Wanna try an Australian kiss? It's like French kissing, but down under.

not even sorry

Ok, so my friend is Australian, and asked me to quote her. "Aaaaaactualllyyyy…. Aussies just punch each other in the d*ck and say, "Fuck you mate" lovingly."

Are you a toaster? Cuz I wanna get in a bathtub with you.

Uh?? That's very morbid

Will you be my pillow? I've seemed to have lost mine.

Uh?? That's very morbid

But it's a mood

Uh?? That's very morbid

But it's a mood

I related to it

Uh?? That's very morbid

But it's a mood

I related to it

ditto still p morbid

Uh?? That's very morbid

But it's a mood

I related to it

ditto still p morbid

whoops

( @GameMaster , you must be smooth with people. XD Your and Knight-Shives' pick-up are ome of the best I've seen.)

(And yet I still don’t have a boyfriend.)

Ah, that sucks. I mean, technically I don't have a GF, buuuuuuuuttttt….

Anyways, if you actually use those pickup lines, it's only a matter of time.

Me and my friends use pickup lines on each other

During the musical, in the backstage area there’s a door that goes outside to this ramp and since backstage gets super hot, people would hang out there to get some air. On our last performance the topic of discussion back there was bad pickup lines and dirty jokes and it was one hell of a time.

OOF

Okay I have more.

I think you’re suffering from lack of vitamin me.

If you were words on a page you would be fine print.

Was your dad a boxer, because you’re a knockout!

Thank god I have my library card because I’m checking you out.

You’re like a candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.

I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me instead?

Okay I think I’m done.