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Started July 06, 2018 by Deleted user

tune

Everyone deserves unicorns.

Well most people.

YOU DESERVE TO GO HOME, WATCH YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW/MOVIE, GET CUDDLED UP IN THE FLUFFIEST BLANKET POSSIBLE AND HAVE A HOT DRINK OF YOUR CHOICE

Honestly I could say so many bad things about your dad right now

go for it if you really want to
but uh guys note he is a bit drunk too
but hed also say the same things if he wasnt though so i guess it doenst matter

don't listen to drunk ppl
or high ppl
ever
they don't know what they're saying

OK THAT'S IT, SKIT, WE'RE OFFICIALLY ADOPTING YOU

But California is hOT SKIT DIE IF HEAT STROKE

OK THAT'S IT, SKIT, WE'RE OFFICIALLY ADOPTING YOU

Sly did that’s a looong time ago.

WELL SLY AND I GET SHARED CUSTODY

Honestly I could say so many bad things about your dad right now

go for it if you really want to
but uh guys note he is a bit drunk too
but hed also say the same things if he wasnt though so i guess it doenst matter

Okie here goes
That son of a wonderful woman that gave birth to an asshole deserves to feel the true pain of constant fear and agony
I hope his ass gets glued to the toilet while he's taking a shit
That mother hugger is nothing but a slimy little worm that needs to learn that the world is more than just him

But seriously Skit,

You’re amazing.

Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

Honestly I could say so many bad things about your dad right now

go for it if you really want to
but uh guys note he is a bit drunk too
but hed also say the same things if he wasnt though so i guess it doenst matter

Okie here goes
That son of a wonderful woman that gave birth to an asshole deserves to feel the true pain of constant fear and agony
I hope his ass gets glued to the toilet while he's taking a shit
That mother hugger is nothing but a slimy little worm that needs to learn that the world is more than just him

ha im laughing

Honestly I could say so many bad things about your dad right now

go for it if you really want to
but uh guys note he is a bit drunk too
but hed also say the same things if he wasnt though so i guess it doenst matter

Okie here goes
That son of a wonderful woman that gave birth to an asshole deserves to feel the true pain of constant fear and agony
I hope his ass gets glued to the toilet while he's taking a shit
That mother hugger is nothing but a slimy little worm that needs to learn that the world is more than just him

I love it.

WAIT NO I'M 18 I CAN PROB LEGALLY ADOPT SKIT
LET ME

:OOO

SKIT YOU WANT ME TO ADOPT YOU?

ayy I can legally adopt at 18 I just googled it
like I have no money
and no home of my own
but I'd still adopt you

Skit, just remember, you're dad chose to get drunk over being a kind human being, he's not exactly what I would call "not-a-demon-spawn" if you catch my drift.

Honestly I could say so many bad things about your dad right now

go for it if you really want to
but uh guys note he is a bit drunk too
but hed also say the same things if he wasnt though so i guess it doenst matter

Okie here goes
That son of a wonderful woman that gave birth to an asshole deserves to feel the true pain of constant fear and agony
I hope his ass gets glued to the toilet while he's taking a shit
That mother hugger is nothing but a slimy little worm that needs to learn that the world is more than just him

ha im laughing

:D

SKIT YOU WANT ME TO ADOPT YOU?

though my dads side sucks, i do have a mom and step dad and step siblings who care about me who i will be gping to go with in a couple minutes
i think im doing better. my moms going to come soon. everything will be okay i think

Skit, just remember, you're dad chose to get drunk over being a kind human being, he's not exactly what I would call "not-a-demon-spawn" if you catch my drift.

dad and kind dont mix

That's good. I'm glad you have some people in your life who aren't the actual devil

okay that's good to hear

Thank you guys
I'm calm (as much as I can be) right now thanks to you all
I'm still chewing a pen cap but at least thats replaceable

Ugh, I've had a few experiences with guys like your dad
I think of them as proof that we evolved from monkeys (no offense to the monkeys)

Ugh, I've had a few experiences with guys like your dad
I think of them as proof that we evolved from monkeys (no offense to the monkeys)

no offense to the monkeys taken….

Thank you guys
I'm calm (as much as I can be) right now thanks to you all
I'm still chewing a pen cap but at least thats replaceable

Chew on as many pen caps as you need to. You know what? I wanna chew on something my teeth don't feel aligned