wait did you all hear who won the award for best neckwear
Spoiler - click to show.You're turning into an old dad who plays catch with his son and lectured his five year old daughter on ways to deck boys in the throat and throws neighborhood barbeques
oh wait until you read the story I just posted lol
wait I'm vegetarian… I would have the worst barbecues and everyone would hate me. or them. Is there even a difference lol
OKAY I HAVE A STORY
so
when I was younger (not telling you exactly what grade lol… I bet you could find it online and I lowkey don't want you to know my school lol… highkey….)
I got to go march with my band in Disneyland which was cool
but this story actually takes place in the hotel room
I say "fight me" a lot
like I say it less now but I still say it way more than I should for my physical size. I may be tall but I'm pretty light and also weak. (I know, I'm working on it lol. My current pushup number is 2.5 … terrible…)
BUT ANYWAYS
I told Denisse to fight me
and it's like
11 at night
and she TAKES ME SERIOUSLY
and has me pinned to the bed in 0.2 seconds
and then wouldn't let me up
and that's the story of my first and last fight
I lost
Omgosh lol
Lol Kat don't tell people to fight you if you can't win
I'm flexitarian
you know… all my friends talked behind my back when I became vegetarian. Yeah I heard what they were saying tho
"It's like I've never seen herbivore"
Lol Kat don't tell people to fight you if you can't win
TOO LATE
I told jessy to fight me
and she told me to "square up rn"
but we're approx 650-750 miles away from each other (depends on the route you take) and 10-12 hours by car
so I told her that wouldn't work
but I could be there in 61 hours by bike if I didn't stop
Do… you have a thing for puns?
WAIT I HAVE A GOOD ONE
what do you call 2000 mockingbirds?
Do… you have a thing for puns?
I'm bi what do you think
but I am actually using the internet as a source rn bc I can't come up with these that fast lol
sometimes I have a genius one in the moment
and I have a few ones related to being bi and ace (and generally not straight) on the back burner for whenever I need them
Okay I smiled a little at that one
Just a little tho
What 3 things do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
Tequila Mockingbird
F. Scotch Fitzgerald
And Ernest Hemingway
Lol why do I even tolerate you guys
Ouch?
Lol why do I even tolerate you guys
because you love us
and also these puns are great and you love them too, you just won't admit it
What 3 things do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
Tequila Mockingbird
F. Scotch Fitzgerald
And Ernest Hemingway
NICE
BECAUSE YOU LOVE US
I hope you do you do right
LOL
Lol why do I even tolerate you guys
BC CATS
WITH TEN TIMES THE LEGS
Lol I do love ya guys ur da best… And I have to admit, you're pretty punny.
NICE
A B C D E F G H I J K phosphorus Q R S T U V W X Y Z
so I bet you're wondering
why is phosphorus in there?
well because it's the
EL- EM- ENT- AL 'P'