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@Crisis

So one time I was hungry and wanted waffles.. and I got some frozen ones and put them in the toaster. Then I'm waiting… and suddenly the smoke alarm goes off. I take my waffles out and they're burnt to a crisp.. I guess they were at a higher number. My brother came in and asked why the alarm was going off.. I hid my waffles in the pantry and told him I had no idea. He went out and I ate my crispy black waffles in the pantry as fast as I could (yuck.. definitely not one of my best moments). A few min later and my mom comes home and says, 'why does it smell like something burning??' and meanwhile I'm hiding myself in the bathroom in shame..
Okay that wasn't really funny so here's another

I was a really late walker, unlike my brother who was super early. My mom who didn't see my brother first time walking wanted to make sure she saw mine.. so she bribed me. I loved M&Ms and she got out a packet of them and told me I could have some, I just has to come over. In short, I ended up walking. So my first steps were because of M&Ms.. and today they're still one of my favs.. lol
That's all I got for the moment

lol that's awesome…. waffles of shame

@kat_i_am

hey panda what's up cutie

Nuttin much. You?

uh just thinking of things I'm really passionate about
but not like angry-passionate
I've had too many bad vibes today and I'm trying to have good ones lol

@Crisis

Okay random thing. Y'all are going to think this is weird. I get like, way way WAYY too excited about torture methods.. it's terrible, I know, but I could go on for hours about all these different ways of getting info

Deleted user

Yes they were the shame waffles
The dad joke was funny

And hi Panda!

@Crisis

WAIT I HAVE A DAD JOKE
What do you call a blind deer

Wow. Great one, dad

@kat_i_am

Okay random thing. Y'all are going to think this is weird. I get like, way way WAYY too excited about torture methods.. it's terrible, I know, but I could go on for hours about all these different ways of getting info

I'm mildly concerned
but you do you boo
I'll come to you when I'm writing book 3 of my trilogy it'll have a few torture scenes

@kat_i_am

WAIT I HAVE A DAD JOKE
What do you call a blind deer

Wow. Great one, dad

no.
sly is dad
I'm the sister

@Crisis

WAIT I HAVE A DAD JOKE
What do you call a blind deer

Wow. Great one, dad

no.
sly is dad
I'm the sister

fine, cheesy eldest sister

@Crisis

Okay random thing. Y'all are going to think this is weird. I get like, way way WAYY too excited about torture methods.. it's terrible, I know, but I could go on for hours about all these different ways of getting info

I'm mildly concerned
but you do you boo
I'll come to you when I'm writing book 3 of my trilogy it'll have a few torture scenes

Lol ok

@kat_i_am

WAIT I HAVE A DAD JOKE
What do you call a blind deer

Wow. Great one, dad

no.
sly is dad
I'm the sister

fine, cheesy eldest sister

; D

@Pandapocalypse

I might actually need some torture for my book. I mean, yeah, it's realistic fiction, bit hey, I bet I could fit it in somewhere, right?

Deleted user

Eh not really weird I'm into stuff like that too
..It's just fascinating okay…

@Crisis

lol awesome
My friends were very concerned when I started telling them about the Japanese deep freeze. It's interesting tho

@kat_i_am

wait did you all hear who won the award for best neckwear

@Crisis

wait did you all hear who won the award for best neckwear

You're turning into an old dad who plays catch with his son and lectured his five year old daughter on ways to deck boys in the throat and throws neighborhood barbeques

@kat_i_am

OKAY I HAVE A STORY
so
when I was younger (not telling you exactly what grade lol… I bet you could find it online and I lowkey don't want you to know my school lol… highkey….)
I got to go march with my band in Disneyland which was cool
but this story actually takes place in the hotel room
I say "fight me" a lot
like I say it less now but I still say it way more than I should for my physical size. I may be tall but I'm pretty light and also weak. (I know, I'm working on it lol. My current pushup number is 2.5 … terrible…)
BUT ANYWAYS
I told Denisse to fight me
and it's like
11 at night
and she TAKES ME SERIOUSLY
and has me pinned to the bed in 0.2 seconds
and then wouldn't let me up
and that's the story of my first and last fight
I lost

Deleted user

Aren't we all going insane tho?
Or some of us already are (like me)