forum Aaaaand the forums are dead again

Started June 06, 2019 by @The-N-U-T-Cracker

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Well… I'm actually not that physically active. I thought it would be a less active sport, but boy was I wrong, but it is pretty fun anyway!
_{I cringed so hard at that sentence, but I also laughed so hard, so win-win?}

whispers I haven’t sported since I was like four. :D{

whispers Really? I hear nowadays that sporters are getting dem big bucks. Perhaps I shall become a sportee.

I almost died laughing at a restaurant today. Right in front of the waitress.

raises eyebrows
Do tell.

I ordered a cheeseburger and after she asked what I wanted for a side. She told me two options… Straight fries or Curly fries. I was able to maintain my composure as I ordered straight fries. Laughing on the inside.

Omg XDD.
_{Side rant: Love how waitresses always come to you to check up right after you've taken a huge mouthful.}

_{The place wasn't busy so she was checking on us every few minutes}

_Oof

I choose straight fries even though I'm not completely straight

Why would you ever pick straight over curly?!

Don't know
Because I'm closeted and perceived as straight

Loll curly fries are better in both the figurative and nonfigurative sense

actually I think Skyrim ruined my chances of having my dad think I'm straight. Unless he forgot

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Based on my knowledge of the internet, I wouldn't be surprised if a Peter X Jesus smut fic exists.

Judas X Jesus actually

That's… Wow. Do I even wanna try to read that?

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Based on my knowledge of the internet, I wouldn't be surprised if a Peter X Jesus smut fic exists.

Judas X Jesus actually

That's… Wow. Do I even wanna try to read that?

No, you really don’t. I’m not religious in the slightest and even I was offended.

…
Please tell me that doesn’t actually exist

If you need proof I can send you a link.

If you need proof I can send you a link.

Please do… my curiosity is taking over, now I have to read it

….I looked it up

…Humanity is doomed

I'm going to find one and read it

….. I need to burn my eyes out

Guys don't read it. TRUST ME

I wasn't going to, don't worry