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Started September 05, 2019 by Deleted user

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"Well,with that attitude it is." She retorted. "Jeez, impossible is when things work out best,idiot."

"Oh, of course." Teon sighed and looked over at her. "So, tell me. How are you planning on going about this, Evelyn? It'd better be a good plan, too. Since 'impossible is when things work out best'. Or are you simply going to jump in there without a plan? That's probably what you're going to do. Don't know why I asked." He shook his head and tipped his head back to look at the ceiling.

She reached over and smacked your forehead. "Don't be such a fucking smart Alec know it all. I did some research on the place last night. Door D is the least heavily guarded but the hallway it opens into is mostly boring rooms like lame paper work and broom closets. Villians gotta keep their layers vile looking somehow. Door A is the most heavily guarded but is the main entrance. Meaning there is probably juicy stuff."

"Right." Teon rubbed his forehead reproachfully. "Is there a way to get from Door D to the back of Door A? Are they connected at all?" His lips twisted slightly in amusement. "I didn't do any research, although you probably already guessed that." He sighed and looked dejectedly at the ground. "I'm not a 'fucking smart Alec know it all' after all."

"Quit playing culprit. Here." She grabs her backpack,and shuffles through,and pulls out a map. "I'm not any good at map reading so you can figure some of it on your own."

"Quit playing what?" Teon looked at the map and snatched it out of Evelyn's hand. "I'm not playing anything." He unfolds the map and spreads it out on his lap. "Well, let's see… it looks like the two doorways are connected…" His face falls. "But there's a lot of twisty hallways and guard stations and doors between them. Fantastic." He bends over closer to the map, tracing paths and muttering things to himself.

She got up and sat next to you,and handed you a sharpie. "Mark her up. And your playing victim, sorry not culprit. I'm tired. Also what did you expect,for this to be easy?" She laughs. "This isn't training days anymore dumb ass."

"Yes, well." Teon accepted the sharpie and started tracing the best path. "I never really got to do anything other than training days. And useless assignments where it didn't matter if I did good or not." He shook his head slightly and made a note on the map. "I still can't believe they trusted me with this. They never trusted me with anything before."

"Ah so I'm the experienced, responsible one." She laughed. "Alright fresh meat. No villian layer is easy. Ever. Also you're going to ruin a lot of goons lives,so don't bother thinking about peoples families,can miss with your head. Oh. And you're totally my human shield."

"Think about their families." Teon scoffed. "Why would I think about their families? It's a useless thing to think about in the middle of a battle." He whipped his head to stare at Evelyn, eyes narrowed. "Don't even think about using me as a human shield, Evelyn."

"Think? Already have it set as a concrete plan, meaty." She grinned and patted your head. "You'll be fine. Probably."

"Hmph." Teon grabbed Evelyn's wrist and took her hand off of his head, holding it in front of him and shaking it slightly. "I want something more than a 'probably', Evelyn. Besides, I don't think you would want your best marksman to get killed at the very beginning, now do you?" He arched his eyebrows.

"Yes. Also. Quit being weirdly kinky." She yanked her hand back. "And who said you'd die at the beginning? Or at all? I'm on the probably scale as well,best I can offer. I could make your death a definite,along with making it an accident! So don't test me,in crazy."

"Oh, really." Teon crossed his arms. "Why do you want to kill me so bad anyway? What did I do to you to make you want to make my death an 'accident'?" He started folding up the map, carefully making sure the corners lined up perfectly.

"Dunno. Mostly cause I don't like you. And I don't like very few people, especially as a pansexual." She shrugged.

"Well, I don't like a whole lot of people, but that doesn't mean I'm planning them all 'accidental' deaths." Teon finished folding the map and looked at Evelyn. "There has to be a better explanation. I mean, not liking someone is one thing. But wanting their death?" He tucked a lock of hair behind his ear. "That's something else entirely."

"Well ya see I myself am something else entirely. I don't just not like you. I hate you. Despise you even. Don't ask me why,I don't know you just…rub me the wrong way and get under my skin and make me want to burst and kill you on the spot. You annoy me,piss me off,anger me and even your presence is enough to make me want to leave at times."

"I see." Teon sighed. "Maybe the Head Mistress put me on this mission with you to finally get rid of me. Seems like something they would do." He shook his head and looked out the window. "Figures that I would get killed by them."

"Naw,she likes ya. I'm…not one of her most liked heroes." She shrugged. "Wouldn't kill ya off,she's all about team building skills and all that."

"Hmm." Toen frowned in concentration. "Maybe someone else. I just know someone in that place wants me dead- other than you." He sighed and shrugged. "Anyways. How much farther do we have to go? My legs aren't going to be happy if we have to be driving for much longer."

"Suck it up buttercup. We have a few hours. Get used to it." She sighed and sat back on the seat behind you,and stretched out on the long row.

"Great." Toen picked his book back up and tried to get comfortable. Over the next few hours, he finished his book- much to his dissapointment- and spent the rest of the time staring out of the window, lost in his own thoughts.

Evelyn mean while sharpened her knives and kicked your seat as much as she could get away with to annoy you. But after what seemed like forever,the bus driver stops at a forest. "You two are on your own from here." Evelyn sighed and sat up, stretched,grabbed her crap,and got off the bus.

Teon stood up and grab his bag, hositing it over his shoulder as he walked towards the door. His legs were cramped and shaky, which was going to lead to a really fun time if he had to do anything quickly. Teon got off the vehicle, almost falling down when his legs decided to stop working for a second. Oh, yes. Things were going great.

(Big mood) Evelyn looked at you and sighed, wrapped her arm around your waist, and walked off slowly, making sure to catch you whenever you stumbled. "Why do your legs cramp up like this so much?"