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Name: Oleander
Age: Late 200s, Don't worry, I don't look it.
Life Goals: World domination, dearest.
Star sign: Taurus
Who are you: The King of Darkness and the Enchanter. I'm also the "bad guy" in this story. Duh.
Status: I have a few other wives, but they're of no importance.
Song to Describe You: Viva La Vida
Describe yourself: How do I even begin? I'm ambitious, clever, cunning, ruthless, hot as hell, and down to fuck, as you humans say. Oh, and I'm tall and slender, very pale with bright blue eyes and jet black hair.
Hobbies: politics (disgusting, I know), partying, and again, a bit of harmless world domination.
Diet: faery food is excellent, I mostly stick to meats and wine.
Job: King
Skills: Far too many to list, but I'm more skilled in magic than Queen Mab herself, and, not to brag, I'm excellent in bed.
Favorite Place: The Obsidian Palace
Describe your ideal Partner: Mortal, so she can have my heir, and extremely beautiful. Willing to shut up, sit down, and let me rule uninterrupted.
Fears: None. Only weak men fear.
Favorite food: Faery wine
Things you hate: Having my throne taken away. I remember what you faeries did, I will not forget.

WHEN JACKIE SET IT UP FOR HERSELF:
Name: Jackie
Age: 95
Life Goals: Survival. If you expected more don't bother DMing me.
Star Sign: Capricorn
Who Am I: A human.
Song to Describe Me: I say it's Mess Around. My Dad says it's Heathens.
Describe Me Physically:
-Why the hell do you care
-Brunette
Describe My Personality:
-Sarcastic
-Literal Perfection
-Intelligent
-Did I Mention Perfection
-Salty
Hobbies: Painting, climbing, reading, watching sci-fi movies
Diet: Again, why the hell is this relevant?
Job: Pediatrician
Skills: Everything
Favorite Place: My Room
Fears: The hell are those?
Favorite Food: Chicken
Things I Hate: Small talk, deep talk, talking in general, people
WHEN HER FRIEND BREXLEY SET IT UP FOR HER:
Name: Jacquelin Aria Korman
Age: 26
Life Goals: To have a nice, rich life, full of people who care about me
Star Sign: Capricorn
Who Am I: A funny, intelligent, loyal young woman who wants a better future for all of us.
Song to Describe Me: Mess Around by Cage the Elephant
Describe my Appearance:
-Thin
-Brunette
Describe my Personality
-Loyal
-Intelligent
-Protective
-Funny
-Equolent
Hobbies: Painting, climbing, reading, watching sci-fi movies
Diet: N/A
Job: Pediatrician
Skills: See hobbies above
Favorite Place: My Room
Fears: Fire
Favorite Food: Chicken
Things I Hate: Excessive chattiness

(All answered in a genteel, slightly distraught sounding English accent)
Name: Treetown
Age: 27
Gender: Male, I suppose? Physically, anyway. I prefer female pronouns, though…
Life Goals: Find my friends again? Find someone named Quinla Quorra, who I assume is a lady.
Star sign: I'm really not sure what that is.
Who are you: I am Treetown. That is all.
Status: Status? Status? OH, you mean martially. No, I'm quite uninvolved.
Song to Describe You: Oh dear, I'm really not sure… (Daydream in Blue)
Describe yourself: Well, I've blackish-red skin, black eyes, black hair that I'm told shines red in the light…I've got curly horns, a tail, how detailed do you want me to be? I've a few streaks of blue-grey skin on my arms, chest and throat, I'm really not sure why…I suppose I was born with them, I'm afraid I don't know much about genetics.
Physically in 2 words: Oh dear, I was supposed to do this here, wasn't I? Terribly sorry… Very dark?
Personality in 5 words: Largely confused? I've been told I'm melancholic a bit, but I can't say.
Hobbies: I really can't say…I don't have much time for those.
Diet: I suppose I'll eat most anything, I really don't have any preference.
Job: I am, well, I was, and understudy to a mage named Desma. Unfortunately, her study was attacked and we were scattered, my friends and I.
Skills: I can do a few small spells here and there…Nothing very fancy.
Favorite Place: Why, I really couldn't say…
Describe your ideal Partner:
**Physically in 2 words: Goodness, I've never thought about it, have I? I suppose physicality doesn't matter so much to me… I believe I prefer men to women. This is a lot more than two words, my apologies. We'll say, tall, nice hair? Two words isn't that many.
**Personality in 5 words: Kind, understanding, fun-loving, gentle, empathetic? If I had to choose…
Fears: I'm not afraid of much, but I'll admit I do worry a bit. If my friends say it's fine, it probably is. If they're worried, so am I.
Favorite food: I will eat anything.
Things you hate: I hate people who aren't nice to me. Or my friends. I hate people who do us wrong, or who try to stop us from getting what we want. I also hate certain textured fabrics. They make my skin crawl.

Name- Will
Age- 30
Life Goals- I guess I'd say I just want to make some sort of difference. That's what most people want, right?
Star sign- Scorpio
Who are you- I'm just a guy looking to meet new people and have some fun. Plus, I can get free dinners out of this ;)
Status- Single, not sure why I'd have downloaded the app if I wasn't LMAO
Song to Describe You- How Are You True - Cage the Elephant
Describe yourself:
**Physically in 2 words- Brunet, kinda short >:)
**Personality in 5 words- i am just simply existing
Hobbies- I like growing plants. I have a ton at my house. I also go to the shooting range from time to time, but it's just to blow off steam. I highly support gun regulation. I workout and sometimes I cook, but I can't promise I'm any good.
Diet- normal??
Job- Clinical psychologist. I promise not to psychoanalyze you on our first date. You at least have to buy me dinner first.
Skills- None worth writing here, if I'm being completely honest
Favorite Place- Multnomah Falls has always seemed sort of magical to me
Describe your ideal Partner:
**Physically in 2 words- Tall, fit
**Personality in 5 words- Charming, playful, kind, acatperson, and passionate
Fears- do not judge me, but i hate howler monkeys
Favorite food- any kind of pasta. does not matter :)
Things you hate- rude people, uhhh, howler monkeys as i previously stated, and suits for some reason?

Name- I'm Bowen or Bo for short.

Age- I'm seventeen, but I'm eighteen if you're a moderator. Definitely not under age or anything…

Life Goals- I haven't gotten that far, but I'm working on it. My mane goal right now is to help the kids in my school from being harassed by both students and teachers, (Hey, mods I'm definitely in college not high school I'm not a child)

Star sign- Heh, I've never seen the stars, but if you want we can ceiling gaze instead.

Who are you- Your future husband…. or not, it's up to you.

Status- So terribly single.

Song to Describe You- The cello or something.

Describe yourself:
**Physically in 2 words- Your type. … okay no, I'm tallish also Jace and Sep say I give off dad friend vibes…

**Personality in 5 words- Very lonely, please love me.

Hobbies- Um… helping people… sort of.. I mean I'm doing it illegally (or at least not legally) and when I get caught everything will fall apart and I'll have to build it all back, but I like to think I'm still helping.

Diet- I'm not on a diet but if you like fit guys I can change that.

Job- I'm unemployed. but I'm in college (very much not high school.)

Skills- I can dance, just not very well. I can show you a good time, if that's something you're into.

Favorite Place- Your arms, please I need a hug.

Describe your ideal Partner:

**Physically in 2 words- Lovable, cute.

**Personality in 5 words- Loves me back, for once.

Fears- dying alone. people getting hurt. I just want everybody to be okay, is that too much to ask?

Favorite food- whatever you like (except I have an allergy to dairy).

Things you hate- My loneliness. Kids getting punished for being themselves.
I hate it when anyone talks down about themself, it just hurts way worse hearing them believe it, ya know?
Being the one to hurt someone, jeez, I know I've done it before, but I never want to do it again.

Also side note. I am in fact straight, but that can change if you're cute.

Name- Matthew Thomas
Age- 17
Life Goals-
Star sign- Virgo
Who are you- I'm Matthew, the class rep
Status- Single, but not for long
Song to Describe You- Laughing on the outside- Bernadette Carroll
Describe yourself: Class 314's trusted leader
**Physically in 2 words- Tall, Blonde
**Personality in 5 words- Mature, Polite, Friendly, Loyal, Devoted
Hobbies- Reading, Researching topics of interest, Puzzles, Hiking, Cycling, Attempting Necromancy, Being a big brother for Micheal
Diet- Yes
Job- Weiner Hut Sr. Employee
Skills- Fishing, Self-defense, Gaining the trust of others, Leadership, Detail-oriented, Talking to ghost
Favorite Place- Sophie house
Describe your ideal Partner: Must be a Sophie
**Physically in 2 words- Sophie
**Personality in 5 words- Kind, Hardworking, Euthanistic, Helpful
Fears- Losing people, Death, The dark
Favorite food- Fish, Milk
Things you hate- Asking for help, Pointless violence, Being away from Sophie, Swimming, Dogs, Not being listened to, Failing, Roller-skating disco ghost blackmailing me into necromancy

WEINER HUT SR EMPLOYEE HAHAHSJKLDF

Name-Jenylyn Darci
Age-15
Life Goals-Stay alive, keep my brothers alive
Star sign-Cancer
Who are you-I am Jenylyn
Song to Describe You-Apologize OneRepublic (you do something bad, I will never forgive you)
Describe yourself:
**Physically in 2 words-Strong, Fast
**Personality in 5 words-Quite, Judges, Guilty, Organized, Serious
Hobbies-Running, Reading, Scrapbooking, Blogging, Dancing, Sports, and Fishing
Diet-I eat anything (that is meant to be eaten
Skills- Agile, strong, fast, smart
Favorite Place- Home
Describe your ideal Partner:
**Physically in 2 words-strong, tall
**Personality in 5 words-patient, humble, loving, caring, outgoing
Fears-I will loose control of myself
Favorite food-Pizza
Things you hate- People who think I'm weak

Things you hate- horror movies, being alone, bullies, when taller people judge my height (thanks Mitch, you 6 foot 1 bastard, enjoy your dead knees)

I reread my old response to this and I'm gonna cry because the character Mitch is in a wheelchair at the end of this story now

this sounded very fun, so here's my dude Frog.

Name - Frog Price
Age - 19
Life Goals - Currently? To graduate. Beyond that? No clue. Wanna discover together?
Star sign - Pisces but I've been told I'm a very Taurus-like Pisces
Who are you - Uh…I'm a chaotic frog child and I don't really know what I'm doing with my life. Who are you?
Status - Tired.
Song to Describe You - On the good days, Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds by the Beatles. That's kinda on the bad days too ngl, if you catch my drift, but on the bad days, summer depression by girl in red.
Describe yourself:
**Physically in 2 words - green hair!
**Personality in 5 words - tired, chaotic, queer, curious, & interesting
Hobbies - drawing, writing, & succulent collecting
Diet - I'm good with whatever, but I'm allergic to peanuts.
Job - I'm a college student, but I work at the Starbucks by campus.
Skills - I'm a sorcerer & I can do magic. That's pretty snazzy.
Favorite Place - an open field with a ton of stars.
Describe your ideal Partner:
**Physically in 2 words - deep eyes. Like the ones you could get lost in for hours
**Personality in 5 words - not an asshole, please thanks
Fears - being forgotten and/or abandoned. and also spiders
Favorite food - dark chocolate & Andes candies, but pretty much anything minty and chocolate
Things you hate - jerks, anyone who can't properly wear their facemasks, queerphobes, people who walk unnecessarily slow, and people who pronounce coupon like "queue-pon" (it's annoying and it bothers me)

Name- Earl F. Harbinger
Age- 34
Life Goals- To make my family's hunting company last.
Star sign- Sagittarius
Who are you- I'm a guy with several guns, and lots of hunting experience.
Status- Haven't slept in a few days. CEO of a small company.
Song to Describe You- Maybe Demons by Imagine Dragons? I don't know.
Describe yourself:
**Physically in 2 words- Tall, muscular
**Personality in 5 words- Caring, determined, trustworthy, reliable, kind.
Hobbies- Hunting animals or sitting down, making more guns, reading, or maybe watching some horror movies to make fun of the people in them and their bad decisions.
Diet- Barbecue, fish, deer. Pretty much anything we have in stock or I put on the table.
Job- CEO of a hunting company.
Skills- Hunting, setting traps, athletics, wrestling a lion. (Yeah that happened. It ended in a hospital trip for both the lion and I.)
Favorite Place- My home, or my sister's house. So many good times….
Describe your ideal Partner:
**Physically in 2 words- Short-ish, skinny.
**Personality in 5 words- Kind, nerd, sweet, sentimental, playful.
Fears- Losing my sister. It haunts me in my dreams.
Favorite food- Either steak or a good bit if Mexican food.
Things you hate- Cliffhangers, assholes, wolves (well, kind of), and someone who only gets into a relationship for money.

My OC Bianca would like to know your character's location

Alabama, AHI (Animal Hunters International)

Name- 02
Age- 20
Life Goals- i aspire to become recognized for my accomplishments in science
Star sign- pisces
Who are you- i’m the person who always gets the short end of the stick
Status- complicated but open relationship
Describe yourself:
**Physically in 2 words- short and lithe
**Personality in 5 words- skittish, overthinker, smart, pushover, aware
Hobbies- reading, experimenting, journaling
Diet- anything that humans can eat safely, no allergies
Job- im afraid that’s classified
Skills- cooking, running and hiding (hide and seek is my favourite game)
Favorite Place- my home
Describe your ideal Partner:
**Physically in 2 words- humanoid, mature
**Personality in 5 words- not a complete jerk, thanks
Fears- death
Favorite food- eggs
Things you hate- i don’t think there’s anything i really hate…well maybe arrogant people

Name: SP Boa
Age: 21
Life Goals: Oh, uh…I don't really have any of my own…does that make me boring?
Star sign: What? No idea what that is.
Who are you: I'm…I'm not anything anymore. Just me.
Status: Huh? Oh. Single.
Song to Describe You: Alec Benjamin, if we have each other
Describe yourself:
**Physically in 2 words: Scarred, deformed
**Personality in 5 words: I WANT to have friends.
Hobbies: I like reading, I like talking to people…uhhh I like star-gazing? Does that count?
Diet: You have food? I'll take some.
Job: I'm in the infantry.
Skills: I'm okay at drawing, I like crafts and stuff. I'm pretty good at strategizing, and I like writing.
Favorite Place: My childhood home.
Describe your ideal Partner: Hooo boy…
**Physically in 2 words: Guy, short?
**Personality in 5 words: Nice, funny, tolerant, interesting, tough.
Fears: Death, I guess?
Favorite food: Honestly anything sweet
Things you hate: The army, the war, my commanders, most of my squamates.

Name- Blazh Nagel
Age- 19
Life Goals- I'd like to make enough money to own a home so I can have a family and a dog.
Star sign- I like the one that's shaped like the two lovers or the one that looks like a dog , I think they're both cute.
Who are you- I am a young man who loves helping others, and I also like cookies.
Status- Peasant
Song to Describe You- Velut Somnium (It's old classical piece and no one knows who originally wrote it, but it's very soft and mellifluous.)
Describe yourself:
**Physically in 2 words- Very tall
**Personality in 5 words- Loyal, observant, neat, gentle, curious
Hobbies- I like to learn, walk around the city or beach, be around others, and watch plays. Oh and reading too!
Diet- Eh, I don't eat much, sort of.
Job- I am a servant to Adrian Dumitrescu, he's not that scary as people say, and I also help around the tailor shop too.
Skills- I am really good at learning and memorizing things pretty quickly. I can also run very fast and carry a lot of things or a person without trouble. And I have been told that I am great at hugs.
Favorite Place- There's this willow tree by the beach and the view is so beautiful.
Describe your ideal Partner:
**Physically in 2 words- Short, huggable
**Personality in 5 words- Brave, strong, compassionate, smart, sweet
Fears- Losing my family and Dumitrescu then there's also being a failure too. I used to be afraid of heights but I don't think I am anymore.
Favorite food- Pfeffernuesse, they are cookies. If I have time, I can make some if you'd like.
Things you hate- The vampire hunters and the nobleman here in Vrinas. They get to be too arrogant and full of themselves. I don't like it when one of them keeps giving others orders and doesn't say "thank you".

Name: (Dr.) Ray
Age: 33
Gender: Male
Species: Raichu
Life Goals: I just want to get by in life and be a good parent to my daughter, Flower.
Star sign: Leo
Who are you?: My name is Ray, and I’m an archaeologist living in a small town on Harbor Island, off the coast of the Grass Continent. I’m divorced — my (crazy) wife lives on the far end of the mainland, and our one daughter lives with me. You don’t have to worry about her — we’re completely done with each other. I’m not sure if I’m ready for another relationship yet, but, well… I want Flower to have a good life. And I’m not sure if I can do that raising her by myself.
Status: Single dad
Song to Describe You: & Run, by Sir Sly
Describe yourself: I pride myself on my honesty and hard work. I love books and history, although you could probably judge that from my occupation as an archaeologist. I’d love to discuss theories on the origins of the genisicadas with my partner if they’re interested.
Physically in 2 words: Slightly plumpy
Personality in 5 words: Modest, capable of taking hits (this is a Pokémon reference)
Hobbies: Reading, writing poetry, playing cornhole, doing archaeological research, playing with my daughter
Diet: Well-rounded, but I like starchy things, along with dairy. Spaghetti is a weekly favorite.
Job: Archaeologist. Occasional social studies substitute and tutor for the kids of Northpass.
Skills: I’m great at anything related to the maths and sciences, along with history of the world as we know it. I also have a PhD.
Favorite Place: Bizzaria Forest
Describe your ideal partner: Compassionate and empathetic. Preferably someone with a good sense of humor, or who listens when I talk about my studies, even if they don’t thoroughly understand. Someone who’s appreciative of everyone. An individual. Also, female, please.
Partner’s physically in 2 words: Hopefully fit.
Partner’s personality in 5 words: Compassionate, funny, a good listener.
Fears: Not much, other than that my ex might come looking for me some time. I haven’t been in touch with her since I left and I hope not to be.
Favorite food: Noodles and parmesan
Things you hate: Potato chips, rice, loud and obnoxious kids, conflict, busy streets, the season of autumn, denim jackets, kids trying to play ring toss using my tail. Yes, that last part has happened before.

(Swear warning)

Name- Sep.
Age- 18.
Life Goals- Stay alive, not like my life expectancy is that long anyway. I guess I'd like to die in a body I'm comfortable in, not gonna let my parents put my fucking dead name on my grave either. Pretty much, I'm not fucking dying till I'm who I'm supposed to be.
Star sign- I can't see the stars.
Who are you- I'm the lovable Sep, lazy, tired and very stupid sometimes.
Status- Social status? Bad.
Song to Describe You- Gender Is Boring by She/Her/Hers. Lotta True Crime by Penelope Scott.
Describe yourself:
Physically in 2 words- Please no.
Personality in 5 words- I still need some work.
Hobbies- Sleeping, sneaking out to buy feminine clothes and sometimes makeup (but I'm not very good at putting it on), Clothing design, I know everything looks bad on me. But have you seen other girls? Literally all of them are so fucking beautiful, I don't know if I want to be with them or be them sometimes. listening to true crime.
Diet- Nothing different to anyone else.
Job- I don't work, but I'd like to be able to not depend on my parents.
Skills- I can skateboard, I'm no professional though. I can make bread. But just bread, I absolutely cannot make anything else. I know probably too much about murderers, mostly serial killers. Is looking older than I am a skill?
Favorite Place- I haven't found it yet.
Describe your ideal Partner:
Physically in 2 words- Respects me.
Personality in 5 words- Someone I can talk to. (I mean, really talk to)
Fears- Living the rest of my life like this, in my body the way it is now. Men sometimes (maybe a lot of times). People who hate cantaloupe.
Favorite food- I don't know, take me out for cheap food, I'm not rich enough to be picky.
Things you hate- Certain parts of myself. Disrespect (especially if it's from someone who expects you to respect them). Being put on the spot. My voice and having to speak in general.