This was done quite a while ago before I joined this platform, and it was really cool, so yeah.
Chelsea: Well, life is about experiencing the journey, not having actual free will over the course of the journey, I guess…?
Theo: Does none of our suffering matter, then? We're here only to suffer, aren't we.
Cody: …actually, I'm okay with this.
Meryn: Why must I be ashamed of my heritage? Why can't I just be confident and secure from the get-go?
Aysen: I really don't like stealing things, can you make me stop doing it? Being a kleptomaniac isn't easy…
Isobel: Bleh, why can't you just give me a babysitter or something ?? That would make my life so much easier !! C'mon, you know this !!
Elara: As much as I love this talent I have, I would much rather not know that I'm going to die in four or five years. Please, for my sake, just yeet me into the future already !! And then come up with some random cure for Friedrich's Ataxia, and then we'll all be happy !!
Max: …this math is easy. You know this. You created me. Can't you give me something harder to do ? I enjoy this, I really do, but I want something challenging.
Dakota: (Dakota would have nothing to say to me, Dakota would kill me)
Cello: wait whAT DO YOU MEAN I'M AN ANTAGONIST? YOU CLEARLY DON'T UNDERSTAND ME AT ALL!
Reason: Cello dies? Great. Why can't it happen like, years earlier?
Ram: …why? Just,,, why? Listen fam, I can put up with a lot, but to hear that YOU had choices, and THESE are the ones you made…
Peyton: I…honestly don't know what to say. Okay, never mind. Why is Ben such a jerk? Why does Colossus have to exist? Why does my WIFE HAVE TO DIE PRE-STORYLINE??? Also, look, I love Titan, but I would still be working at my dream job if it wasn't for him, and whilst I would die for him NOW, he didn't have to exist in the first place.
Azrael: Thanks, I guess
Allison: Why am I such an airhead? Other than that, Thanks for creating me!
Rachel: Why do you want to torture me?
Vozreal: Why am I a discount Bill Cipher?
Faith: Am I solely a love interest?
Ronald: Thanks for creating me in your likeness.
Laura: Am I a love interest?
(Gonna do this with my dnd characters than with the npcs from my own campaign)
Kip: Was it worth it? You condemned me to a life of crime, a life of never staying in one place because of the guilt. So, I ask you again, was it worth it?
Nathaniel: Keep trying your best, okay. I know your world is harsh and that is why mine is too, but it will be durable as long as you have your loved ones.
Nerium: Thank you, thank you for letting my mother be amazing. Thank you for my friends. Thank you for letting my escape also be yours.
Arin: Could Mal be less annoying, please? Like, I know you made me blind then got me Mal to see, but seriously, why did the eye have to come with an attitude?
Queenie: Be gay do crime (then she'd probably mug me, ngl)
Oliver: Bitch.
Aster: Thanks for letting me be the one character without loads of trauma, really mean it. Also, why the hell did mom and pops keep me in the dark for so long!!
Caenya: Ok just leave me alone you've gone too far
Zofia: Wait what just happened? Wait, no, no stop that, stop!
Magnus: Um, thanks for my snake, and uh, Zofia, but you kinda suck not gonna lie
Lana: So am I just irrelevant or what's going on
Lucien: I've had so much fun on this journey, thank you so much !
Logan: can't you give me some more help from time to time
Jordan: why are you making everything so hard
Malik: I heard you're planning to kill me off… please no don't i want to live so badly please don't
Hailey: you're just a little bitch aren't you?
Luka: maybe if you left me the hell alone i wouldn't be so mean
Talrius: "Do I ever get to finish my journey? Do I fulfill my purpose?"
Issalok: "Please give Talrius a happy ending."
Niserie: "Huh, so you do exist after all. You don't look like how I expected you to."
Kien Janawa: "Promise me that you'll keep my children safe."
Robiella: slaps me
Serianye: hugs me
(I wanna do my MOMA campaign's npcs now)
The Archivist: When are you planning to actually come up with a backstory for me?
The Curator: When can we adopt the children?
The Overseer (Ayran): Please don't make me the bad guy
The Overseer (Jasper): Don't hurt Cai
The Historian: Seriously, I know I don't get out much but come on!
The Director: Why the hell are you so vague?
The Registrar: Do you even have any idea what you are doing?
The Mother: Seriously? Why?
The Commander: You're weak, you know?
The Teacher/ Also referred to as The Headmaster: Could you stop putting my students in danger for one moment?
(I have more, but they come later)
All of my characters: why did you give me a tragic backstory?
Dove: (existential crisis mode) who are you and why do I exist
Crow: please, please don’t make me turn evil. That’s just cruel. And cliché
Reed: (sigh) You might like me, but I don’t like you
Victoria: You’re not gonna kill my son right? Right?
Sophie: Umm, thanks for the watch…
Charlie: Next time, Can not you put me in a class full of people who want me dead
Lucas: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN YOU STOP ENDANGERING MY LIFE EVERY DAMN CHAPTER
Jax: (Stares at me) Fuck you
Matthew: Are me and Sophie going to be together in the end
Micheal: I knew it, there is no god
Insato: We should team up to rid the world of Bastardized Lovers
Tsumi: NO NO NO, I DID NOT GET KILLED AND ESCAPE MY GAME JUST TO END AS A ONESHOT VILLIAN IN A TEEN GIRL'S STUPID LITTLE STORY, FUCK THIS! I'M GOING TO THE MAINFRAME
Gaki: Tsumi-kun's right, Why are we so easily discarded by you, DESU!
Otori: Yeah don't take out your hatred on a group of second-rate vampire pests on us
Hiyayaka: So am I a Monkia clone, A bootleg Reiji or the representation of those game where you have to use gems to get best options
Ongi: Well at least me and Insato are together
Insato: Let go of me, you delusional tsundere
Tsuyoi: Please save me from these loons
Ava: Voice, Please
Bonita: Why did you lock me in the mall, I'm n-n-never going to play another otome again
Valerie: Why did you make a complete and utter dumbass
Gemi: why did you put me with someone so scary……
Hiren: I just want to say THANK YOU, for letting me be with such a great princess.
Para: please take me away from that idiot
Azain: give me more victims.
Lovien: technically, you can make Talrus love me back, riiiiight?
Uchikizu: ANGRY FOREIGN LANGUAGE
Blair: why did you take away my parents!!!
andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer): go to hell
D'artagnan: W-wait, you see me as a role model!? Why? I'm n-not good at anything! I'm not even that good of a person! ;^; (He doesn't know what he's talking about lol, he's just insecure X'D)
Kineta: Oh, you see me as a role model too? Well listen fam, it's one thing to admire someone, but you gotta actually be brave enough to try new things if you're ever gonna be as strong and capable as you made me. shrug Just sayin'. (Me: S-shut up hides in room)
Melanie: Do. I. Have. A. Purpose. In. The. Story. Or. Not? Make up your mind, or else I'll just be sitting here drowning in loneliness and self-pity for the rest of eternity!!
Dean: Ah, heya! Who are you again?….Eh whatever. Watch me do this sick kickflip! Crashes into a signpost
Vali: Oh no. I know that look. You're looking at me like you're planning to give me a super tragic life. Don't. Stop. Don't do it…..Quit laughing and crying at the same time, you're freaking me out! Somebody help!!
Flo: Leans in real close, winks slowly Hey there, so…..we both agree that my daughter Kineta and I don't have to be reunited, right? That's totally unnecessary, obviously. I'm definitely not avoiding her and running away from my past mistakes, ahaha…… Pulls out a hundred dollar bill and a knife One of these wins your silence. I'd pick the money if I were you.
I may do more later, these are always tons of fun XDD
Dean and Vali is the most funniest in my opinion
Dean and Vali is the most funniest in my opinion
Ahaha thanks! They're a very chaotic, loveable duo to write, lemme tell ya XD
Faith: who…who are you????child???who is this small teenager???you made me????what????the fuck????
Conner: gives biggest and longest hug known to man
Ben: You. points aggressively Are an asshole.
Jamie: For the love of Satan and all things unholy get me away from these crackheads
Bells: B***h, where is my mother?
Danny: Do I have any purpose at all?
Wolf: I'm gorgeous, hmm. Oh hey. God, I'm beautiful.
Hanna: Why am I so damn short?
Zara: Can I have my girlfriend back?
Alicia Mae: Can I have my girlfriend back?
Brian: I don't wanna rule a country, you can have it back.
Angel: ??????????????????? /existential crisis/
Corwyn: No. That's… I'm a real person. /in denial/leans in and whispers/ Also thx for my girl.
Aponee: ThAnK yOu FoR mY fRiEnDs!!! /hug/
Angel: So, I'm a copy of you…
Me: Yes.
Angel: And that's why my life is horrible so far?!
Me: Yes.
Angel: …Well f*ck. You ok?
Me: /nods/ no 😭
Angel: /hug/ Corwyn, you best get in on this hug!
Corwyn: Yes, ma'am! /hug/
(Ok, so this may have escalated to me talking to myself yet again 😅)
Literally all of my characters: Dude what the fuck???
Literally all of my characters: Dude what the fuck???
@Onnex Literally though! Mine would totally be like:
Couldn't you have made this whole thing easier????
Literally all of my characters: Dude what the fuck???
@Onnex Literally though! Mine would totally be like:
Couldn't you have made this whole thing easier????
Literally all of my characters: Dude what the fuck???
@Onnex Literally though! Mine would totally be like:
Couldn't you have made this whole thing easier????
Haha, I know! I feel bad for making them suffer.
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