I put way too much work into this, but I kind of love it? I expanded beyond just the names of the items :)
Austin:
Flower Petals:
(Epic item, keepsake. A few slightly wilted flower petals that have been permanently preserved with a spell. A gift the owner wanted to keep. Not worth anything. %100 drop chance.)
Small Journal:
(Rare item, book. A pocket sized notebook with a pen tucked into the spiral binding. The inside pages are covered in doodles and notes. Worth very little. %60 drop chance.)
Bloody Scalpel:
(Legendary item, weapon. An ordinary surgical scalpel covered in dried blood. It has an aura of hatred about it. Worth nothing. %2 drop chance.)
Em:
Birdseed and Dog Treats:
(Uncommon item, food. A mixture of seed, treats and various other items guaranteed to befriend any animal. Worth very little. %90 drop chance.)
Stick
(Common item, weapon. A medium sized sturdy stick that will stun an unaware enemy. Likely used to swat at branches and plants. Not worth anything. %90 drop chance.)
Beloved Necklace:
(Epic item, keepsake. A thin gilded chain necklace. Imbued with bittersweet memories. Worth a lot. %1 drop chance.)
Felix:
Desert Eagle, .50 Cal:
(Legendary item, weapon. A heavy pistol capable of blowing apart cover and anything behind it. Worth a fortune. %95 drop chance.)
Vodka+Silly Straw?
(Rare item, food. A normal bottle of vodka, paired with a colorful, curly straw. Worth a little. %50 drop chance.)
Family Photo
(Rare item, keepsake. A small, folded up copy of a black and white family photo. On the back is written "Don't forget." The item is imbued with sadness. Worth very little. %2 drop rate.)
Mel:
Hard Candies
(Uncommon item, food. Small, individually wrapped hard candies. Great for cheering up a sad friend. Worth very little. %90 drop chance.)
Flip Phone
(Rare item, miscellaneous. A small battered flip phone. Only started being used fairly often recently. Worth a little. %40 drop chance.)
Psychopath's Knuckles
(Legendary item, weapon. Brass knuckles imbued with a feeling of guilt as well as loneliness, but the guilt feels fake. A gift from an absentee who doesn't care. Worth a lot. %2 drop chance.)
Jarrod:
Smartphone
(Rare item, miscellaneous. There's a lot of texts asking about whether someone other than the owner is asleep and a lot of replies that they aren't. Used mostly for work though. Worth a lot. %100 drop chance.)
Beretta M9
(Epic item, weapon. A pistol used somewhat often for defense. Kept on the owner at all times. It has a trace of sentiment imbued in it. Worth a fortune. %100 drop chance.)
Private Note
(Legendary item, keepsake. A magically preserved note. When unfolded it has the words "You're hired just stop telling me what to do idiot >:(" It was precious to the owner. Not worth anything. %0.5 drop chance.)