forum What's the stupidest thing your character has done?

Started June 27, 2019 by Deleted user

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Roman walking right into the belly of the beast (literally)

Lucian using dark magic to make him and Onyx a child, even when he knew it would end terribly. He ended up murdering said child, Onyx witnessing it all.

Alex once got so angry she accidentally set a girl on fire and then got scared of herself and refused to do anything involving heat for a week. That's all I can think of at the moment and it's not really stupid but whatever

Odysseus went back to the exact same village he committed a terrible crime in and formed a romantic relationship with a girl there…after she found out about the crime.

Oscar started taking care of his granddaughter when he was still trying to get out of the bounty hunting life.

When Aspen was making breakfast, Sheol instinctively threw himself in front of her to protect her from a toaster because he was startled by the noise it made.

Aspen never lets him live it down.

(Recently) Shen putting his "lover" in a cage so he can't get away from him again

Sangrar nearly killing the person he likes (who doesn't like him back) so that he can see them (in court).

Sangrar nearly killing the person he likes (who doesn't like him back) so that he can see them (in court).

XDDD

Sangrar nearly killing the person he likes (who doesn't like him back) so that he can see them (in court).

XDDD

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS-

Vorex threatened to kill Death

Vorex threatened to kill Death

relatable

Wendell attempting to send a hitman after Manon

Caz almost purposely killed Aaron when he was supposed to be his bodyguard-

In his defense, his hand slipped-

This doesn't actually happen during the course of the story, but one time Andor licked a metal pole in the middle of winter because his friends bet him 50 krones.

(Funny thing about this story though is that I came up with it quickly when I was trying to come up with some dumb life stories for Andor and decided that licking a pole in the middle of winter was pretty dumb, and that $50 was a reasonable amount. Turns out that 50 krones is actually equivalent to about $7.50 CAD, but I feel like that makes it funnier somehow).

Rowan "accidentally" left the west entrance to the palace guarded by only the pages. Oops. Total accident, I swear-

Coallen took off his equipment, KNOWING FULLY WELL he would be at a disadvantage and knowing that Emera planned to betray him, because he's so slavishly devoted to the Dictate and the office of Magistrate.

Foxglove once set fire to a tree in which criminals were hiding b̶e̶c̶a̶u̶s̶e̶ ̶h̶e̶'̶s̶ ̶s̶e̶c̶r̶e̶t̶l̶y̶ ̶a̶ ̶p̶y̶r̶o̶m̶a̶n̶i̶a̶c̶ because they refused to listen to reason and one of the criminals fell into his arms, bridal-style. Stardew never lets him live it down.