Read Etiquette and Espionage. Just life advice ya know. Good tips and great book…… I mean loudly, so the government doesn't think I'm trying to poison real people ITS A GREAT BOOK THAT IS NOT MEANT TO BE A HOW TO GUIDE TO DO ANYTHING
But really it's very good I'm reading the series and I'm going to use a lot of stuff I learned in my books. Like how one would theoretically go about poisoning someone, knocking them out, or committing "character assassination" (which is my new favorite phrase)
Don't join any cults.
Make them.
Who are you?
Uh…
I was desperately wishing you would say no one of consequence.
….ok
I think I like you. What's your cult about?
Don't join any cults.
Make them.
Who are you?
Uh…
I was desperately wishing you would say no one of consequence.
….ok
I think I like you. What's your cult about?
Cannibalism and world domination
Try to convert me. Let's start with cannibalism. Why?
Try to convert me. Let's start with cannibalism. Why?
It'd solve world hunger and overpopulation.
Try to convert me. Let's start with cannibalism. Why?
It'd solve world hunger and overpopulation.
Nah, let's do some Hunger Games instead.
What about the uncivilized aspect of it? You know the "even though this is common there can't be much of a society because what if I get hungry and I just decide to eat my teacher in the middle of algebra"
What about the uncivilized aspect of it? You know the "even though this is common there can't be much of a society because what if I get hungry and I just decide to eat my teacher in the middle of algebra"
That'd be doing the world a favor. Less math.
But what if I work for the government and in the middle of a meeting with the president I get hungry?
True true my algebra teacher told us we sucked and did really bad on our test so to cheer us up she told us about how she's friends with john legend. I want him to teach us math instead
Well who in their right mind is going to eat raw meat? It's obviously going to be cooked and processed in factories first!
So would it be like you reach a certain age and are shipped off to a factory? Or like the hunger games where you're picked off young and you just gotta hope it's not you
No, more like abortions and people who've freshly died. Basically a freezer morgue then to a butcher factory.
No, more like abortions and people who've freshly died. Basically a freezer morgue then to a butcher factory.
Fetuses would be terrible to eat. Be logical.
No, more like abortions and people who've freshly died. Basically a freezer morgue then to a butcher factory.
Fetuses would be terrible to eat. Be logical.
I don't do "logical".
Thing is its the government, people probably wouldnt even know what they're eating.
I think this is going to scare the newbie.
I think this is going to scare the newbie.
This is one big tip, we go completely off the rails.
So, I hope this has been a valuable lesson to the newbie.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled program to inform you that my cat has an army of happy face balloons guarding her tower, which is terrifying, and that she has just climbed onto my leg, licked my foot, and is attempting to climb down. Thank you. Sorry that was random but she's adorable
Well she thinks she's a puppy so I basically have an indoor puppy that poops in a box awkward thumbs up
