Will: Tries to steal things and burn down Rodrigo Hernandez's crab shack but only becomes the illegitimate father of four dumbasses, gets a bf who is literally a god, and becomes a very tired Deputy of the town police
7: Tries to be an evil god who rules over all but just falls for a stupid human and just becomes the crazy co- father of four dickheads
~I know i have more oc's than this but that's all I got~
4 Dumbasses XD
yeah they pretty chaotic neutral if ya catch my flow
Will: Tries to steal things and burn down Rodrigo Hernandez's crab shack but only becomes the illegitimate father of four dumbasses, gets a bf who is literally a god, and becomes a very tired Deputy of the town police
7: Tries to be an evil god who rules over all but just falls for a stupid human and just becomes the crazy co- father of four dickheads
~I know i have more oc's than this but that's all I got~
4 Dumbasses XD
yeah they pretty chaotic neutral if ya catch my flow
And the other dude is 4 Dickheads XD XD
Harvey: Tired college student turned angry, gay, false god
Will: He totally froze after warming up
Tyler: And it's his fault, whoops. Now he's depressed
Blair: Nice girl is the lunatic, mercury-wielding hacker on the loose
Marcel: Someone please tell him not to snort snow without getting decapitated
Clara: "So anyway, I started blasting." Achieves inner peace for a split-second.
Mira: The only sane one who can see through everyone's bullcrap. Oh wait, never mind
Will: Tries to steal things and burn down Rodrigo Hernandez's crab shack but only becomes the illegitimate father of four dumbasses, gets a bf who is literally a god, and becomes a very tired Deputy of the town police
7: Tries to be an evil god who rules over all but just falls for a stupid human and just becomes the crazy co- father of four dickheads
~I know i have more oc's than this but that's all I got~
4 Dumbasses XD
yeah they pretty chaotic neutral if ya catch my flow
And the other dude is 4 Dickheads XD XD
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Harvey: Tired college student turned angry, gay, false god
Will: He totally froze after warming up
Tyler: And it's his fault, whoops. Now he's depressed
Blair: Nice girl is the lunatic, mercury-wielding hacker on the loose
Marcel: Someone please tell him not to snort snow without getting decapitated
Clara: "So anyway, I started blasting." Achieves inner peace for a split-second.
Mira: The only sane one who can see through everyone's bullcrap. Oh wait, never mind
literally my irl squad tag yourself im Harvey
Boss: Dumb young man insults someone's broken airplane, gets drafted into war.
Scott: Realistic, practical woman realises her wife's fictional characters are coming to life, and oh, dear, why does her wife write horror? That's the worst thing to bring to life
Gabe: Pedigree doberman starts petty war with street mutts over hygiene, gets smacked in the face a bunch of times by 'life isn't fair'
Bee: Street mutt just minding her own business gets attacked by coalition of pet dogs, starts her own gang and engages in guerilla warfare against pets and their humans
Okay, I'm back for more with some forgotten characters of mine xD
Jaimie: Youngest of three gets pranked by his brothers about ghosts, ooowoooooo, spooky. Turns out ghosts are real, and he's the least scared of all three of them.
Jared: Middlest child of three, follows his big brother around like a puppy, but oh, no, monsters are real?! This no good! Jacko what should we-Jacko's dead now, okay. Must get revenge.
Jacko: Oldest of three goes for a pee by the lake while camping after spookin' his baby brother with ghost stories. Gets dragged into the lake by a ghost, everyone thinks he dies.
Azizia: Sad, guilty sad, Happy but still guilty, happy, sad and guilty again, happy and responsible.
Redhead: yo yo yo watch me do this cool trick gets possessed by 7 and becomes even more gay than before
Harvey: Tired college student turned angry, gay, false god
Will: He totally froze after warming up
Tyler: And it's his fault, whoops. Now he's depressed
Blair: Nice girl is the lunatic, mercury-wielding hacker on the loose
Marcel: Someone please tell him not to snort snow without getting decapitated
Clara: "So anyway, I started blasting." Achieves inner peace for a split-second. > Mira: The only sane one who can see through everyone's bullcrap. Oh wait, never mind
I’m will cuz’ that’s me every moment
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Harvey: Tired college student turned angry, gay, false god
Will: He totally froze after warming up
Tyler: And it's his fault, whoops. Now he's depressed
Blair: Nice girl is the lunatic, mercury-wielding hacker on the loose
Marcel: Someone please tell him not to snort snow without getting decapitated
Clara: "So anyway, I started blasting." Achieves inner peace for a split-second.
Mira: The only sane one who can see through everyone's bullcrap. Oh wait, never mind
I'd like to say I'm Mira, but then again I could also be Blair lol
Figgy: Edgy boi realizes that not getting beat up is an option, kills his father
Camillus: Previously bad shapeshifter cat looks like he's gonna die in an anime, becomes a teacher, is reunited with his evil cult leader boyfriend, boyfriend becomes good, gets married at 25, settles down to be gay dumbasses together, accidentally adopts everyone
Iro: Gay dumbass ex-evil cult leader
Mason: Deaf Midoriya with Bakugo's quirk
Myko: Blind, grumpy child
Rent: An angel that would rather be anything else is adopted by ex cult leader dads
Ethyn: Demon with daddy issues is chaotic
Zach: Is gonna die if you don't do something
Lique: Doesn't know anything because sad innocent bean
Sebastian: Is too busy trying not to be gay and gets hit by a car. Twice. On seperate occasions.
The Bad Kids Brigade:
Zantya Rex: Murderous party girl with perfect makeup is ready to slay in every sense of the term.
Sebastian Thorne: Basically sentient pond scum with a pageboy haircut. Even I can't stand him anymore, and I came up with him.
Rokken Dimitar: Eternally grumpy goth cultist. He writes flowery poetry for the god he worships and deep down he's just a jealous, besotted fanboy.
Sorina Caridad: Expressionless killing machine with the looks of a queen and a thick Russian accent. Happens to be a Disaster Lesbian.
Morgan Piper: The first (and most over-the-top) gay oc I've ever had. Is trash for cute outfits, anime, and swing music. Was also my first oc with intense depression and a drug addiction. T.T
Kaiser Hungarius: The only adult in the room. Actually has his life together, and is currently building a mountain retreat for misunderstood magical races and kids with mental illnesses. Hasn't cut his hair in over 400 years.
Barbara Cromwell: Adorable smol bookworm who gets bullied by the others for being 'too nice'.
Esme Saville: A terrifying Distinguished Lesbian who hunts down people's abusers for them. Has only a strategic alliance with the rest of this group–they don't get along well.
Vali Mikelo: Poor sad 'evil-turned-good' boy that the world loves to kick around. Is just trying really really hard to make up for his previous crimes, but nobody will trust him ;-;
Trius Adamson: Idiot noob who doesn't even realize that the others only let him join the group so they would have someone to prank 24/7.
Boss: Dumb young man insults someone's broken airplane, gets drafted into war.
Scott: Realistic, practical woman realises her wife's fictional characters are coming to life, and oh, dear, why does her wife write horror? That's the worst thing to bring to life
Gabe: Pedigree doberman starts petty war with street mutts over hygiene, gets smacked in the face a bunch of times by 'life isn't fair'
Bee: Street mutt just minding her own business gets attacked by coalition of pet dogs, starts her own gang and engages in guerilla warfare against pets and their humans
Jaimie: Youngest of three gets pranked by his brothers about ghosts, ooowoooooo, spooky. Turns out ghosts are real, and he's the least scared of all three of them.
Jared: Middlest child of three, follows his big brother around like a puppy, but oh, no, monsters are real?! This no good! Jacko what should we-Jacko's dead now, okay. Must get revenge.
Jacko: Oldest of three goes for a pee by the lake while camping after spookin' his baby brother with ghost stories. Gets dragged into the lake by a ghost, everyone thinks he dies.
Clumping these together for my own benefit
LaVey: Shiny politician lies a lot, as you'd expect, but unexpectedly, lies about saving lives and betraying her corrupt government
I'll just spoil the endings
Raven- Her father killed the king
Rupert- Is not Raven's brother
Vin- Tries to kill the prince
Weston- Almost gets killed
Nima- She's what needs to be fetched. The quest is not for an item
Espen- Is doing more work than he should
Pepper- becomes a warlock and makes dick jokes
Dad- becomes a vampire and is forced to throw away his 15 sun's out guns out tanks tops, proceeds to ascend
Wade- sad
Quarrel: “listen here bud” plane alien gets stranded on earth while tracked down by his past mistakes, gets hunted by governments and those mistakes I spoke of
Dael: panther daddy is on bad guy's side but not really, leads rebellion against witch lady boss, kills some traitors, has Boss Battle with Amal, cries over Amal and vows to protect his brother, is hella relieved but not that surprised when Amal comes back as a ghost
Amal: tiny wing snek tries to find good guys, gets in trouble with Dael, is secretly Dael's best friend and just trying to save his brother from witch lady, becomes cursed and fights Dael, dies saving brother but is a dramatic little shit 'till his last breath, somehow comes back as a ghost and haunts Dael to continue being a dramatic little shit
Mikayla: human companion to bot, rich girl, is a meanie but later radiates somewhat passive-aggressive Mom Energy, takes her bot for granted, comes around and saves a couple robots, scares friends by being reckless and almost dying a couple times, basically adopts everyone in the end
J.D.: stands for Jordan Dennis, hates when people make Heathers references at her (happens more than you think) but often quotes Jason Dean for the sake of memes, another bot's human, finds out some bots have emotions and is kinda scared but then goes "BABY BOT FRIENDS, MUST PROTECT" and is fine with it, panics when her bot almost dies, also radiates Mom Energy
Enkeli: smol dragon boi, makes flower crowns for everyone, sneaks into guardian's backpack and secretly experiences human school, decorates guardian's room with flowers to make her happy, likes Pukari, constantly kidnaps Pukari so they can sleep in nest together, he really likes flowers tho like where do they keep coming from-
Pukari: also smol, dark dragon boi, gets angry and saves some fairies, get angrier and saves a baby griffon, gets even angrier and gets hurt saving Enkeli, secretly doesn't mind the kidnapping but "stop putting flowers in my fur when I sleep, Enkeli what the fu-"
Kip: Earthling goes to space, sends postcard home with the words "It's big" and nothing else
Tess: The softest, smallest ray of sunshine flips her Bitch Switch
Wise: Best pilot in the galaxy plays chicken with the ground and loses
Bell: Weapons expert decides to combat hostility with wholesome friendship instead of guns
Digit: Local mathematician torn between loving his friends or replacing them all with hand puppets
Lynch: Space station captain had no intentions of becoming a surrogate dad, and yet
Starry: Confused creative creature that confuses you on a daily basis and is allergic to socializing with strangers she eventually finds a cure for it but not really
Mythic: Smart boy that drops his info and forgets others are not the same IQ as him
Shine: Trying to help with emotions yet trying to deal with emotions from her parents dying
Snowflake: Local mom getting mom lessons
Glaze: The one giving the mom, love and family lessons
Digit: Local mathematician torn between loving his friends or replacing them all with hand puppets
Well if this isn’t interesting.
Luke/Arachkid: Nerfed Spiderman, but like 80% spider and 20% man
Shawn/Moonbunny: Edgy dark man gets light manipulation powers and befriends a clown
Lee/Amp: Quiet kid gains sound amplification powers that don't shut off, deafens many
Circe/Beserker: Girl who can't get mad gains the ability to turn into a super powerful beast when mad (whoops)
Entire universe: Gets powers that are either stupid, useless, incredibly situational, or just frustrating.
Me: laughs as I make a kid who explodes whenever they sneeze. (they survive don't worry)
J.D.: stands for Jordan Dennis, hates when people make Heathers references at her (happens more than you think) but often quotes Jason Dean for the sake of memes, another bot's human, finds out some bots have emotions and is kinda scared but then goes "BABY BOT FRIENDS, MUST PROTECT" and is fine with it, panics when her bot almost dies, also radiates Mom Energy
Trys not to make Heathers reference
marrick's father is actually james. elliot's the good guy, marrick's getting the stone for his father.
Cadmus: maybe the real treasure was the friends we made along the way (no fuck that actually, the real treasures are my bf and gf and you can fight me)
Kali: independence was nice and all but also, like, have you seen babies?
Artificer: Oops I did it again. I seduced a knight. Fuck.