forum Incorrect Character Quotes| Phineas and Ferb Edition

Started December 10, 2019 by @Knight-Shives group

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All quotes must come from the show Phineas and Ferb.

Malloru: It's the blue moss you've gotta watch out for.

Silas: W-what?
Mallory: I guess it was all in your head. Well, that's the power of suggestion for ya. You get some rest now, Silas.
Silas: looks down and realizes has had hand in blue moss the whole time The blue moss. What?! background becomes psychadelic Oh…
Talking Zebra: Love the beard, Kevin.

Calix: Secretly I'm very lonely

Autist: Hey! That lunatic just stole my bike!
Silas: Hey, that nice fish chic just gave me $20 for my skateboard.

Calix: Why do we always see cow skulls in the desert?
Calix: And why do you only see the skulls?
Calix: Did the body die somewhere else? It makes no sense.

Vasilios: Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Jace: You're a hazard to society
Egan: And a coward. Do 20

Vasilios: Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Jace: You're a hazard to society
Egan: And a coward. Do 20

oh shoot didn't know that was a Phineas and Ferb quote

Sebastian: Where's Bastard Cat?
~secret agent music as Bastard Cat slides down a tube to his secret lair, fedora equipped~

Vasilios: Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Jace: You're a hazard to society
Egan: And a coward. Do 20

oh shoot didn't know that was a Phineas and Ferb quote

I think I posted it in the wrong place

Joce: Why do we always see cow skulls in the desert?
Joce: And why do you only see the skulls?
Joce: Did the body die somewhere else? It makes no sense.

Adam: DISCOVERING SOMETHING THAT DOESNT EXIST
*whips off sheet to reveal a sign that says "my inner peace" *

Ace: Kai, I know what we're gonna do today!
Ace: * pulls out a bomb *

Autist: Finally escapes Camilla by hiding behind a trash can
Camilla: Comes out of nowhere. Thwart me Autist.
Auitst: Jumps and runs away

Mallory: Remember when you wrote letters to Santa asking for presents?

Cedric, Camilla, Silas: Yes.
Evie: (in distance) BWAH HA HA HA HA! LETTERS TO SANTA!?! AH HA HA!!

Vasilios: I got a squirrel on a treadmill where my heart should be

Karuko: If I had a nickel for every time I was abducted by aliens, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?

Kacey: See? One day you’re gonna look back on this and laugh.
Nabila: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this I will personally go over to your house and smack you.

Kacey: Is everything okay?
Karuko: If by “okay” you mean that my life is a meaningless, black cauldron of swirling failure, then yes, everything is groovy.
Kacey: That is not at all what I meant by okay.

Kacey: Am I cool or what?
Nabila: What.
Kacey: I said am I cool or–
Nabila: I heard you.