forum I will give you shitty headcanons about your favorite characters based on the little I know about them (open to all for bad opinions, however my opinions will be bad)
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@ElderGod-Icefire

I have an obsession with him lmao

I know who this guy is and lemme tell you I relate. Honestly we would totally murder some bitches together, no lie. I would absolutely kill for him, and also try and cure his iron deficiency. Like, honestly though, I’m going to go out and just straight up,,, scream, he deserves better. 90/10 I would definitely not try and cross him but otherwise he seems chill.

Skdbdhhdd you're absolutely correct, Jason Todd deserves the world lmao

@requiemisback language

okay i have returned and this time i brought Annie with me-
(also jdnjdjd i'm on a roll with these friday nght funkin mod characters lmao i swear i'll do something different sooner or later,,,)

She seems boring, but in like a chill way not in an actually boring way. She just,,, chills out on the couch, watches movies, gives really good advice and hates the taste of vodka. 10/10 would try her shiny weird drink.

i somewhat agree on that boring bit tbh
i do love her though
also YES,, the,,, t h e l i q u i d,,,, it's supposedly just a carbonated drink but like im still gonna hold onto the belief that it's some kind of alcohol

@ElderGodSeeba petsbing bing 🐸

🤲🙏 https://haikyuu.fandom.com/wiki/Y%C5%AB_Nishinoya

Child (derogatory). I would hit him with a bus. He gives off bad vibes to me, I don’t like his hair. Also he seems like one of those kids that would have bullied me in high school, but also like me who skipped two grades of high school just to get away from all that shit. Idk 2/10 he’s not terrible but on thin ice with that hair.

Fuck this took me out

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(Potentially unpopular opinion: Dr. Hyde is a better mad scientist archetype than Victor Frankenstein)

(Well of course he's better he's a DILF. GILF? Idk about age idk he's just hot.)

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Nope! Anyways, I'll get you some fresh served hcs in a second, how feral and/or horny do you want them to be?

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kidding of course. You don't get to choose! Hamlet headcanons, coming right up!

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SO yeah hamlet the prince of dickmark sorry denmark. But he is hot. I like brooding, depressed types. what can i say? He should be in a polycule with horatio and ophelia, that would have solved all his problems. Invite me to your polycule, hammy boy! Anyways, if there's hamlet, would his father be piglet? but that's unrelated. I will top this man. I don't care that I don't have the equipment for it, I'm topping him. I would readily kill for this man, I'm in love. But also, he is very stupid and has only two braincells. Just kill your uncle! You killed him very unsexily, Hamlet. Also why so sexist toward your mom and Ophelia? It's weird. 100/10, he's very bi and trans, just like I like 'em. I need a partner I can't keep simping for fictional men and contrapoints.

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Also I love how I just,,, automatically go for hamlet and ignore all my other requests.

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Side note: iron deficiency. I cure him. yes that joke has been overdone, and you'll hear it again!

@ElderGod-Icefire

SO yeah hamlet the prince of dickmark sorry denmark. But he is hot. I like brooding, depressed types. what can i say? He should be in a polycule with horatio and ophelia, that would have solved all his problems. Invite me to your polycule, hammy boy! Anyways, if there's hamlet, would his father be piglet? but that's unrelated. I will top this man. I don't care that I don't have the equipment for it, I'm topping him. I would readily kill for this man, I'm in love. But also, he is very stupid and has only two braincells. Just kill your uncle! You killed him very unsexily, Hamlet. Also why so sexist toward your mom and Ophelia? It's weird. 100/10, he's very bi and trans, just like I like 'em. I need a partner I can't keep simping for fictional men and contrapoints.

Sdhbdsvvsd you are absolutely correct lmao

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How about her

She feels like she would bake you brownies an have secretly spiked them with pot. 4/10 idk she just is.

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Take my beautiful babe August, go nuts-

Hmm. Doesn't seem the most well developed but I'll give them a go. Honestly idk what to say we'd probably be friends. 5/10 seems kinda bland. Idk I just don't know enough about 'em.